Best fake road race names

Jack Bauer won the Fresh Pond 2.5M in Cambridge, MA a few weeks ago. Is there nothing that guy can't do!?!

Um...WHY?

I made the Dyestat Elite racing in an indoor high school all-comers meet under the name Quentin Cassidy back in 2001. i guess the name isn't all that funny but i got a kick out of reading message board threads where people were wondering if it was a real name and if he would contend for the state title.

I used one a few years ago. "Kenny duGoode" = Can he do good?

I did alright for me at the time.

http://www.hitekracing.com/results03/pf0119.htm

Scroll down to the 8.55 mile race, 6th place.

Ima Sprinter used to run 17-18 minute 5K's somewhere in Michigan.

This one is good...

Place Name No. Age Div/Tot Sex City 15k Pace

1 WARREN OUTSLUTZ 1464 24 1/33 M SAN MARCOS 48:58 5:16

Me TOO! We should smoke out the tight stick.

Derk Diggler

that one made me laugh out loud!

Dr. Phil McKrevice wrote:

This one is good...

Place Name No. Age Div/Tot Sex City 15k Pace

1 WARREN OUTSLUTZ 1464 24 1/33 M SAN MARCOS 48:58 5:16

I once used Chuck U. Farley.

Duddits Cavell was a good one:

http://www.coolrunning.com/results/02/va/May11_Grundy_set1.shtml

He tore up the Virginia running scene for a while..:)

In high school we ran a few indoor meets in Michigan, where it was all officially clubs rather than teams. Kermit Ambros would yell at you if you gave him a school name (but Kermit would yell at you for anything anyway). Over the PA once I heard them announce a winner as representing the "Spacely Sprockets Track Club". They even had T-shirts.

I had a Kenyan runner sign up as Nkog Nitoh. After all, he was incognito in that race.

I've seen Skip Dover, Ike Witt, Mike Oxmall and Bob Loblaw in race results. I like the last one. Even though I didn't recognize it as a joke name at first, it must be. Say it out loud and you get Bahhh-Blah-Blah.

For the ladies, there's Constance Truggle, Prudence Tradegy and Eileen Tudor-Wright.

Last, and definitely least, for high school girls, there's J.L. Bate.

Numbers 2 and 6 made me chuckle when I read the results.

http://www.compuscore.com/cs2003/novdec/jingle2.htm

An ex-girlfriend ran a race as Amanda Huggenkiss, among other witty names.

mcgato wrote:

Numbers 2 and 6 made me chuckle when I read the results.

http://www.compuscore.com/cs2003/novdec/jingle2.htm

An ex-girlfriend ran a race as Amanda Huggenkiss, among other witty names.

Jack Frost was 16th...

7 Bruce Wayne / Berkeley, CA 2207 14:50 7 M16-19 19 1 26 4:46

45 Peter Parker / Berkeley, CA 2206 16:33 43 M16-19 19 4 26 5:19

http://www.pausatf.org/data/2005/standings/RR5Kj2005.html

I only beats Spiderman hehe.

Zuzu's petals wrote:Bob Loblaw

This one probably was fake and i plan on using it myself.

Arrested Development used it with hilarious results in thier third season.

name wrote:3 Guy, Some Southern Virgini 9:25.00 9:47.85

by far the best one in this thread.

This race is known locally as the Westfield Pizza Run (though it's not the official name) - check 426th place!

http://www.compuscore.com/cs2005/july/westnit1.htm