God hates you and so do I.
God hates you and so do I.
too slow!
you're walking!
why don't you just stop!
give me one more like the last one!
looking good!
you're slowing down again!
that's it!
get crazy now!
... pull out your tampon!!
hurry up you slow/fat f*ck!
Hurry
Doesn't matter what you say to them. Mutter something derogatory just loud enough for them to hear after they pass by. This will piss them off and they will run faster.
A former training partner from San Diego back in the 90s always got us going by yelling
"C'MON MOTHER F U C K E R!!"
Nothing.
Here's one I heard at a race in high school. Coming down a hill someone was yelling at their running "Lean, LEAN, LEEEEEAAANNNNN!!!"
I bust a gut laughing.
TAKE A RISK!!
You have to go now You have no Kick!!
Some pretty funny quotes I'll have to use at some point. I always liked " Hey this isn't a tea party, it's a track meet". I was running a 800m race when this was yelled at me.
I always like using the word magget when cheer on someone.
Like "pick it up magget"
I sure the rest of you all can think of more
"Hey (insert male runner's name here) guess what? (insert hot coed's name here) promised you a Lewinski if you win"!!!!
Turn Left!
My old high school coach yelled at our team's front pack one time "get your asses moving, your in 10millionth place!" It worked.