It's what I saw wrote:
When I finished my first marathon, I found my wife phucking the race director in the back seat of our Suburban. I divorced the whore 3 months later.
Okay.... but what was her quote?????????
It's what I saw wrote:
When I finished my first marathon, I found my wife phucking the race director in the back seat of our Suburban. I divorced the whore 3 months later.
Okay.... but what was her quote?????????
"You don't want to have to do this again!"
This was as at the 26 mile mark of an attempt to qualify for the Trials on a very warm day. I made it with 25 seconds to spare.
Lock is a sad sad human. He gets what he deserves. Look at his posts on "What would YOU do?" He's a dangerous freak.
GOP,
You take the bait so easy. I was never even married and I rarely drink. No wonder you liberal sheep have no clue about anything. You just believe the first thing anyone ever tells you.
F***ing MORON!
Hey tubbyville,
Why don't you go stick your head up Ted Kennedy's ass and see if it fits you LOOOOOOOSER!
Locknload wrote:
Hey tubbyville,
Why don't you go stick your head up Ted Kennedy's ass and see if it fits you LOOOOOOOSER!
Dude, control yourself.
I finished and the first thing she said to me was: "Wanna go f***?"
Why I married her.
That last post here above was pretty funny. Anyways... bit young for marriage but my head track coach few years back in HS(weight coach) and my dad came up to simutaneously after a 4:19(5 second pr) 1600 run that qualified me for state and had the nerve to ask me why I lost (to a current UW runner, not on nats roster though). Now the head coach, i could expect that, but my dad. Coulda punched the man. That was my "ouch"
I won a 5k, and a girl asked if she could go back to "celebrate" with me. Yeah, she had pretty eyes...
hahaha locknload your fat ass wife divorced you, you are a fcking loser man. its ok though, alcohol is the answer.
you are pathetic, its just hilarious
After I finished 2nd at a race, I spent the next 10 minutes looking for my (former) girlfriend. When I finally found her, she didn't say anything, she was asleep sun bathing. I almost made her walk home.
after a local 10k...
my wife (with a big smile on her face): "what took you so long?"
sucks being the slow one in the relationship
id actually prefer "wives" didn't speak at all. but therein lies the problem: women get married so they have someone to talk to; men get married so women will shut up. alas, the impasse.
"Why'd you let them beat you!?!"
Mrs. CO-R is a tough one. ;-)
Men get married thinking that she'll never change and she does.
Women get married thinking they can change the man and he never changes.
I think men have it worse, because at least the women know what they're getting.
I once finished a race and had my gf say "Well yeah, all those guys who beat you were really lean."
i once watched a guys gf pass him in a race, and turn around with a broad smile on her face and say "you can run faster than that" ouch...he was pissed
My wife normally kicks my arse (it is good for my self acceptance and she is a great runner) but after my last marathon(PR) I was looking for her (ahead of me) and she didn't even care about me coming in for a PR, too busy talking with a friend and unhappy with her 3:03
uhmm
I cannot believe how many of you idiots think it is a great idea to bring your wife or girlfriend (hopefully, not both) to watch you race in the first place.
sometimes we date girls on our teams. sometimes our gf's drive us to races. sometimes they run too. i don't really think it's just to watch.
after my first marathon when i finished in 2:36 (my coach had predicted about a 2:45) and said, well maybe we should started 20 milers in march and you coulda ran a 2:32 or so....I kinda just thought to myself (u think??)