I'm not saying that you should want my car. I'm just saying that the advances in electronics, safety, and amenities make modern cars much superior to what has existed even in the recent past.
You might not care about 0-60, but you would where I live. There are some places where short ramps launch into heavy traffic. If you wind up under the grill of a truck because you can't get on the highway, I do believe you'll care about acceleration.
The towing is nice for me, but I wasn't saying you should want that. The point was that you wouldn't find that type of car in the past for a reasonable price or one that would be comfortable to drive with those capabilities.
Also, you seem like a bit of a d!ck talking about foreign guys across the bridge who are just waiting around to fix your car. Do you realize how easy it is to change your oil now?
Here's what I can do with my SUV:
1) Drive around in reasonable comfort - AC, seat warmers etc.
2) Carry bicycles on my rear hitch mount.
3) Cart children and dogs (at the same time!)
4) Go to strange and unfamiliar places while navigating with my phone through the BT connection without much preparation.
5) Tow a Haul carrier.
6) Accelerate quickly to join highway traffic.
7) Utilize AWD for weather, etc.
I'm happy that I can do that with one car. I bought it with 114k miles on it and I can reasonably expect to get 300k as long as I maintain it