/mu/tant runner wrote:
Tell her you are "interested in the the Female Athlete Triad" but pretend you think that means a threesome with her and a gymnast.
Lol that one is good and "Female Athlete Triad" sounds like something that belongs in the DSM-5 :0 :0 :0
I think it is called something else now (so men can get it too!) but can't remember.
Pro tip for adolescents: don't use pickup lines. Gather them here all you want, but don't ever attempt to use them in practice, unless you enjoy discussing appropriate behavior with a school counselor or vice principal with your parents present.
hmm perhaps that is a good idea
Do you like to be in front or come from behind?
"I've never spoken to a girl and spent all day searching for pickup lines on websites for runners."
/mu/tant runner wrote:
Tell her you are "interested in the the Female Athlete Triad" but pretend you think that means a threesome with her and a gymnast.
I admit to laughing at this.