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– World Athletics president Seb Coe announcing how track and field will be the first sport back on the calendar. On May 1st, the first ever World Time Trial Championships will be held at scores of locations around the globe.  Athletes will show up at their prescribed time and run a solo time trial at their favorite distance and the effort will be streamed live around the globe. The times will be adjusted for wind and altitude and the fastest adjusted time will win. Parimutuel betting on the races will be a key feature as well.

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LRC Declares Bankruptcy, Website Will Be Shut Down On May 7 We are sad to report that as of May 7, 2020, will be no more. The worldwide economic depression that has resulted from COVID-19 has cratered the advertising markets and it’s no longer economically feasible to run the website. It’s been a good run. We’ll miss you all.
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One Final World Championship To Cover
LRC Track & Field To Be First Sport Back With World Time Trial Championships May 1 World Athletics announced the first-ever World Time Trial Championships will take place on May 1. This should be huge for the sport as it will be the first sport back and will have gambling. Plans for sprinters racing in every other lane were squashed.

Coronavirus Hitting Running Industry Hard

LRC CDC Bans Sales Of Nike Shoes In US; Says High Vaporfly/Alphafly Sales Could Be Partially To Blame In Spreading Coronavirus A large percentage of Nike shoes are manufactured in and shipped from China

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More Shocking April 1st News

LRC Exclusive Amy Yoder Begley’s Infamous NOP “No Friends” Contract Leaked LRC has exclusively obtained the details of Yoder Begley‘s unconscionable contract. She was forbidden from laughing and smiling at practice, forbidden from socializing with Jerry Schumacher or anyone associated with him, and not allowed to approach Alberto Salazar when he was massaging Galen Rupp.

LRC Nike Vaporflys Named World Athletics’ 2019 World Athlete Of The Year Seb Coe: “The Vaporflys had the greatest season in the history of athletics. They broke five world records, won 12 World Marathon Majors, and ran the 10 fastest men’s marathons of the year. They ran a 2:01 marathon and a 2:02 marathon on the same day. Get back to me when a human does that!”

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