Took me a while v2 wrote:
I am happy today to unveil a new service offering. In light of wildly increasing demand for my services, I have decided to go all in and offer my services to people other than Dr. Meza by commiting to defending the integrity of our sport full-time.
Are you a runner who has been wrongfully accused of cheating in a race?
Are you a race director who is having your legitimate race results called into question?
Are you being harassed by an angry lynch mob of Internet posters, threatening to derail your career?
Do you just want to be left alone and have run running a race that you paid for?
Enter Running Defense. Where we run the defense for you!
Inquire today at about our services by sending an email to [email protected] or visiting us at runningdefense.blogspot.com. To give us the best chance of defending you, please include all relevant details about your case.
After all, we do not have to prove that you didn't cheat. We just have to show that it can't be proven that you did!
A magnificent obsession. You're really going all in. You do realize, there are drugs available to calm mania?