...it occurs to me that maybe the biggest hangup to coming clean is the confession he might have to make is to his wife!
Frank: I need to tell you something. I didn't really run all those marathons, I cut the courses.
Wife: That's not cool.
Frank: I realize that now, can you forgive me?
Wife: Wait a minute. All those hours you were gone, "training for marathons" you said. What were you really doing?
Wife: I may need to seek legal counsel for this marriage.