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Objective Tier List
RE: 2018 D3 Atlantic Region XC
I bumped a rail last night so I could stay awake to take my kids trick or treating and I didn't sleep a wink. Wife was pissed but the extra hours gave me an opportunity to confer with the greatest analysts in the biz and create the truest objective tier list.
1. RIT-Everyone hops on the "RIT is Trash" train just like they said Philly was trash before the Eagles were trash before they won the Superbowl. RIT isn't a consistent powerhouse but they can get a nice couple year dynasty going.
2. RPI-I cannot spell this school. Ren-sa-leer? I'm glad everyone just says "RPI." Anyways, I always thought they'd beat Geneseo. I'm not too confident about that now, but I'd look like a false fan if I backed out so I'm going all in.
3. Geneseo-I always keep a cooler and some solo cups next to the Halloween candy so I can pour some liquid patience out for the dads. Got Genny this year, cheap as all hell. Had a couple myself and might blow up the bathroom later.
4. John Hopkins-I don't even know if these guys are in the AR or not but I like them
5. SLU-Some poster above me said the girls were hot and I agree with him. Some may think its creepy for an old balls like me to check out college students, but looks are free and are like an oasis in the desert after spending two decades with my wife's Arby's-tier meatflaps.
6. NYU-Pretty rough spot for a squad that imports athletes from all over the U.S.
7. TCNJ-This school's specialty is showing up for conferences and regionals. Can't write them off just because they were pure poo the rest of the season.
8. Brockport-Forgot this was a team. Had to throw them in somewhere.
9. Ithaca-Same situation as SLU.
10. Rowan-Got kicked out of the Applebee's near Glassboro. Supposedly, there's a drink limit-stupid for what's supposedly a sports bar atmosphere. All I wanted was a highball but instead I had to take a Lyft home. Wife was pissed at me and turned down all offers for genital genocide that night. Didn't talk to me at all on the ride back to get my car the next morning lol.
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