expecter of great things wrote:
This is bigger than the second coming of Jesus. Or maybe that's what it actually is?
As a Christian, I actually find a good amount of truth and almost no offense in this, consindering how much God-given talent Bekele has.
Sadly, I think Kipsang is flaming out and will run a 'terrible' 2:07.
Bekele will DESTROY. He'll destroy the course, he'll destroy the record, he will destroy Kipsang (who will go home DEVASTATED), he will destroy Kimetto (who may just be watching, at home, while being DEVASTATED), he will destroy the race organizers' ability to ever bill a world-record attempt at Berlin again, he will destroy the crowd's ability to blink, and as he crosses the finish-line the clouds will part and sunshine will pour down on this splendor and the flesh of all dopers and non-believers-in-Kenenisa's-greatness will melt off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark. You heard it here first.