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The Real Robert Young
RE: Robert Young fakes run across America
Oi! Sorry gents. Looks like we have a little mixup with my watch data. You see I was wearing two watches but I swing my right arm much faster than my left. That will explain some of the unbelievable paces. Also on some of them Dustin added a decimal point in the wrong spot, so we'll get that all cleared up within the next 365 days.
As for releasing the rest of the data in any way that is discernable, well we're still working on it. Dustin is dilligently inputing all of the numbers by hand into Strava- totally legit and Guinness allows it- so I guess you'll just have to trust us on this one. Pinky swear. Hopefully we'll get it all released by the end of our next TRANSWORLD RUN COMING SOON!!!!
In order to satisfy the h8ers for my next run, I'm bringing along a totally independent team of people to keep track of me- his name is Bustin Drooks. We will also be using a Smartwatch to keep track of all of our runs, uploaded daily! I mean we will be writing it into a notebook and then taking a picture of it with our Smartwatch and then uploading that picture to all social media #marathonmanisthebest.
Look, I wish our data had cadence as much as the rest of you. The truth is because I'm having so much fun, I run very light-footed and it doesn't seem to register on the watches. I'm really gutted about it.
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