Dear America: please keep Robert Young and deal with him as you see fit. Right now the UK has enough problems without having him dumped back on us. kthxbai.
Thanks, but we've been busy spanking homegrown cheater/liar/clown/braggart/narcissist Mike Rossi of Jenkintown, PA for the past couple of years with no end in sight.
However, we have big hearts and wallets here and could likely offer him some opportunities to prove his mettle and get him off your isle of paradise for a while. You'll need him to commit on one of his "on" days though and shuttle him off within hours. Good luck on that mate.
"What kind of people do they think we are? Is it possible they do not realize that we shall never cease to persevere against them until they have been taught a lesson which they and the world will never forget?" - Winston Churchill and The Twelve Trolls