i can't believe no one has seen the eerie parallels between RY and Jesus Christ yet.
Jesus: immaculately conceived
RY: immaculately conceived athletic career
Jesus: wears trademark robe
RY: wears trademark kilt
Jesus/RY: surrounded by several die-hard disciples recording his exploits
Jesus/RY: worshipped by fanatics who would likely kill in his name
Jesus/RY: performed miraculous/physically impossible feats
Jesus: doing it to redeem all of mankind
RY: doing it for the kids
Jesus: wandered aimlessly in the desert
RY: wandered aimlessly in Emporia, KS
dude, I'm done, you win the world!