Party man wrote:
strut: "Well, most people on teams are 17-23 years old, and obviously no one under age 21 would drink at all; so it's probably whichever team has the most people aged 21+.
So I'm guessing BYU."
BYU is already constantly made fun of for doing nothing.
When you find out where the party is, don't go. You won't understand what is going on.