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RE: You might be a runner if...
...you've gone to a pool, but not to swim.
...you have the upper body of a twelve-year old.
...you've watched The Deer Hunter and thought, "Pshh, let's see them do and ultra."
...no fast food discount would ever be tempting enough.
...you've ever used running as an excuse to get out of something: "I'd like to do the dishes, but I need to train."
...you spend an hour or two picking out one pair of shoes and five minutes picking out another pair.
...talks about running always become proselytizing.
...you chuckle a little whenever the news reports on the "obesity epidemic."
...your favorite authors are Sillitoe and Parker, Jr.
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