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RE: You might be a runner if...
...you know nothing about President Obama's policies, only that he's half Kenyan, which automatically makes him your favorite president.
...you can't even float in salt water.
...at the pool people have come up to you and asked you if you were alright.
...you can wax eloquent about different categories of pain. Meanwhile, people are getting the very wrong idea. (right idea?)
...you've performed all sorts of dermatological surgery with a safety pin.
...going on a diet would probably kill you.
...you've used celestial navigation to help you get home from a night run.
...you ate so many carbs you finally started making your own bread and bagels to cut down cost. Tastes better too!
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