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RE: Post-nuptial shutoff
That reminds me of an x-rated version of The 12 Days of Christmas I came up with several years ago while drinking with some gay friends:
"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me - oral sex and an STD..."
Needless to say it went downhill from there.

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