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Mr. Decent
RE: Post-nuptial shutoff?
Six years and the gate slammed shut. During my routine physical at age 45, the doctor asked me if I had any "erectile dysfunction". I thought to myself, "Hell yeah, I've got a boner you could cut glass with and nowhere to put it, 'cause I'm married".

I actually envy my couch potato peers who need Viagra.

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