You are constantly washing running clothes but have to go through piles of clothes on the floor to find work clothes each morning.
You think a black Timex Ironman watch goes with black tie dress.
An exciting date for you is going with your spouse to drive your 20 mile route for the next morning and plant sports drinks along the way.
Your family or friends sign up for "bike duty", to bike beside you during long runs so you don't have to carry anything you wouldn't carry during a race.
Right on, except for the last one.
I don't have a sign up sheet, but my wife loves biking with me, so of course I love having her tag along.
I also don't plant sports drinks. I live in DC, and if you think I trust that my drink wouldn't have anthrax in it you must be crazy.