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RE: You might be a runner if...
1) Pissing blood doesn't particularly alarm you.
2) Every cold day you still the same old (insert school) Cross Country sweat shirt.
3) You could care less about politics, but wish Jim Ryun would run for president one of these days.
4) You have all the answers as to how Alan Webb should proceed with his career.
5) Your girl makes you wear socks to bed because of your toes.
6) Your girl complains every day about how you never cuddle in bed in the morning.
7) You think people who wear those water packs/belts are pussies.
8) You have no doubt, regardless of your ability, that someday you will run under 2:22.
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