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larry5610
RE: You might be a runner if...
-you know something is wrong with your body if you don't take at least two dumps every day.

-nobody in your group thinks twice about ripping off a few farts during the morning run

-you get asked by strangers why you are "running with extra shoes" when you are carrying your flats to a workout

-you don't think adding onto a run for two minutes is a ridiculous idea

-the first question anybody asks you once they find out you are a runner is "have you ever run the marathon?" even if you explain that you are a miler or 5k runner - then they immediately lose interest in the conversation.

-you have shoe boxes in your room from every pair of trainers and spikes you have ever owned

-you have read and reread Once a Runner and almost every other running book out there

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