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RE: Run Forrest Run!
You have tried all 134 flavors of gatorade and you know which one makes the best vodka cocktail.

You know how painful salt in your buttcrack can be.

You know where everp public bathroom and every drinking fountain is within a 30 mile radius of your house.

You know why they call quads quads because you can count them.

You know the names of wayyy too many muscles.

You don't remember birthdays, anniversaries, appointments etc but you'll never forget the name of the guy who outkicked you at that xc race last year.

Your nipples have permanent scabs.

You can drink 80ozs of water and not go to the bathroom for 6 hours.

You talk alot about the bathroom or the lack of bathrooms as the case may be.

You can see H2C and not automatically think chemistry.

You know one line of every song ever written and you have sung it on a long run over and over at one point or another.

You are familiar with the unmistakable odor of vomit on rubberised track.

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