Original Message
RE: To all Masters Runners desperately hanging on to the dream...Good luck at your Turkey Trots!!

Newbie Master wrote:

And when I am 100 meters from the finish line I'll pull out my 40 year old rod and sac and scream, "GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERF**KERS!"

lol. i just spit powerade at the screen...
Spam Control

To combat message board spam by non runners, we are making people answer a brief question before they can post on a thread that is over 20 days old.

If you answer this question you will be able to post.

Who of the following is not an American runner?