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RE: To all Masters Runners desperately hanging on to the dream...Good luck at your Turkey Trots!!
I bet Ed Whitlock would kill you in a race.

Runners have 2 options as they get older:

1) Become a non runner
2) Become a masters runner

But since you have discovered the fountain of eternal youth, you clearly have thought of a third way.

Well done - now go back to your 17 minute 5k runs and impress the girls in your office, where you presumably deliver the mail.
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