Assignment in my english course is to write an argumentative essay. Can be about any important and controversial issue. Anyone got any good stuff to help with my essay on doping and lifetime bans ?
Essay on doping.
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You choose a difficult topic
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You should write about the weird banning policies the letsrun mods have.
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Write a big thesis on how doping busts of Kenyans is all a big racist conspiracy conducted by WADA and Sebastian Coe. Argue, or rather state and accuse anyone disagreeing of being a white supremacist, that every new Kenyan doping bust proves that every American runner dopes even more. Be sure to mention that the British are the worst dopers proven by the fact they don't fail tests, and that all Brits have bad teeth.
You could probably copy and paste any one of thousands of doping apologist posts here rather than bother writing the essay yourself.
No doubt your prof is an SJW Marxist who believes the English language is inherently racist and a cultural appropriation of the original language HomoSapiens spoke before we migrated out of ancient Africa. So maybe just scribble some diagrams illustrating Jakob Ingebrigtsen being injected with EPO by Seb Coe.
He is sure to give it an A plus and you will be soon be in Harvard. And don't forget that full stops are offensive and constitute micro aggressions
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12475470/snowflakes-believe-full-stops-aggressive-unfriendly-twitter-row-erupts/ -
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Do some drugs give you more energy?
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You chose a nice topic... I think that there is so much to say about doping, many aspects to analyze and discuss, the numbers of people who got banned because of doping, the consequences and so on. But I would also recommend some services which I use from time to time, when the assignments are hard or I need a small help, I use https://assignmentshark.com/accounting-help.html and I am happy about it. Quality essays need to be made from a lot of different sources and some help is always good :)
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cmon man wrote:
Write a big thesis on how doping busts of Kenyans is all a big racist conspiracy conducted by WADA and Sebastian Coe. Argue, or rather state and accuse anyone disagreeing of being a white supremacist, that every new Kenyan doping bust proves that every American runner dopes even more. Be sure to mention that the British are the worst dopers proven by the fact they don't fail tests, and that all Brits have bad teeth.
You could probably copy and paste any one of thousands of doping apologist posts here rather than bother writing the essay yourself.
No doubt your prof is an SJW Marxist who believes the English language is inherently racist and a cultural appropriation of the original language HomoSapiens spoke before we migrated out of ancient Africa. So maybe just scribble some diagrams illustrating Jakob Ingebrigtsen being injected with EPO by Seb Coe.
He is sure to give it an A plus and you will be soon be in Harvard. And don't forget that full stops are offensive and constitute micro aggressions
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12475470/snowflakes-believe-full-stops-aggressive-unfriendly-twitter-row-erupts/
Dude thanks for that link! I sensed something like that, and it was an interesting tease of a read. Thx -
Why an essay on groping? Just do it.
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cmon man wrote:
Write a big thesis on how doping busts of Kenyans is all a big racist conspiracy conducted by WADA and Sebastian Coe. Argue, or rather state and accuse anyone disagreeing of being a white supremacist, that every new Kenyan doping bust proves that every American runner dopes even more. Be sure to mention that the British are the worst dopers proven by the fact they don't fail tests, and that all Brits have bad teeth.
You could probably copy and paste any one of thousands of doping apologist posts here rather than bother writing the essay yourself.
No doubt your prof is an SJW Marxist who believes the English language is inherently racist and a cultural appropriation of the original language HomoSapiens spoke before we migrated out of ancient Africa. So maybe just scribble some diagrams illustrating Jakob Ingebrigtsen being injected with EPO by Seb Coe.
He is sure to give it an A plus and you will be soon be in Harvard. And don't forget that full stops are offensive and constitute micro aggressions
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12475470/snowflakes-believe-full-stops-aggressive-unfriendly-twitter-row-erupts/
Haha that’s crazy, I didn’t know this was a thing, but I’m gen Z and yeah adding a period into a text gives really aggressive undertones rather than just sending it. If I wanted to let someone know I’m done with their BS I could drop a period into a text and I’m 100% sure they would get the message if they are my age. Anyway your whole response reads like you’ve watched way too many feminist recked complications on YouTube and have become more of a snowflake than anybody. Seriously grow up, calling people marxists and SJW’s doesn’t make you look intelectual, it makes you look childish. -
cmon man wrote:
Write a big thesis on how doping busts of Kenyans is all a big racist conspiracy conducted by WADA and Sebastian Coe. Argue, or rather state and accuse anyone disagreeing of being a white supremacist, that every new Kenyan doping bust proves that every American runner dopes even more. Be sure to mention that the British are the worst dopers proven by the fact they don't fail tests, and that all Brits have bad teeth.
You could probably copy and paste any one of thousands of doping apologist posts here rather than bother writing the essay yourself.
This looks like it was written by Coevett.
This thread was started 4 months ago, so I guess that essay has already been written, apparently with little help from letsrun.
Some essay topics I would find interesting:
The similarities of the subject of doping with religion, often going beyond the allowable conclusions arising from the science of doping.
Racism could be another topic, but such a sensitive topic must be treated delicately. The essay could explore how well fans of the sport accept the fact of East African domination and whether changes in the sport (e.g. Golden League, and Diamond League formats that eliminate 10000m and 5000m) were designed to force East Africans to leave the track, in order to make track more popular again to fans who no longer want to watch Africans winning.
Yellow journalism could be another topic. Do investigative journalists conduct themselves according to high journalistic standards? Do the motivations of the journalists seem pure? -
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Hopefully the OP interviewed the eminent physiologist Jon Orange and showed that drugs don't work by citing his peer reviewed studies.
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