Essay on doping.

Write a big thesis on how doping busts of Kenyans is all a big racist conspiracy conducted by WADA and Sebastian Coe. Argue, or rather state and accuse anyone disagreeing of being a white supremacist, that every new Kenyan doping bust proves that every American runner dopes even more. Be sure to mention that the British are the worst dopers proven by the fact they don't fail tests, and that all Brits have bad teeth.

You could probably copy and paste any one of thousands of doping apologist posts here rather than bother writing the essay yourself.

No doubt your prof is an SJW Marxist who believes the English language is inherently racist and a cultural appropriation of the original language HomoSapiens spoke before we migrated out of ancient Africa. So maybe just scribble some diagrams illustrating Jakob Ingebrigtsen being injected with EPO by Seb Coe.

He is sure to give it an A plus and you will be soon be in Harvard. And don't forget that full stops are offensive and constitute micro aggressions

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12475470/snowflakes-believe-full-stops-aggressive-unfriendly-twitter-row-erupts/

creeper

Do some drugs give you more energy?

Discus

Why an essay on groping? Just do it.

cmon man wrote:

Write a big thesis on how doping busts of Kenyans is all a big racist conspiracy conducted by WADA and Sebastian Coe. Argue, or rather state and accuse anyone disagreeing of being a white supremacist, that every new Kenyan doping bust proves that every American runner dopes even more. Be sure to mention that the British are the worst dopers proven by the fact they don't fail tests, and that all Brits have bad teeth.

You could probably copy and paste any one of thousands of doping apologist posts here rather than bother writing the essay yourself.

This looks like it was written by Coevett.

This thread was started 4 months ago, so I guess that essay has already been written, apparently with little help from letsrun.

Some essay topics I would find interesting:

The similarities of the subject of doping with religion, often going beyond the allowable conclusions arising from the science of doping.

Racism could be another topic, but such a sensitive topic must be treated delicately. The essay could explore how well fans of the sport accept the fact of East African domination and whether changes in the sport (e.g. Golden League, and Diamond League formats that eliminate 10000m and 5000m) were designed to force East Africans to leave the track, in order to make track more popular again to fans who no longer want to watch Africans winning.

Yellow journalism could be another topic. Do investigative journalists conduct themselves according to high journalistic standards? Do the motivations of the journalists seem pure?

If you’re from the ghetto or you grew up in a mud hut and all you need to do is dope to earn 1000x of your father, why wouldn’t you? There’s no downside?

VS an already affluent American or European where the downside is considerable if you’re caught (except for baseball).

Banning is a punishment. The poor should be banned for life since they already likely realized great benefit from their doping and the future downside is negligible. The wealthy should be publicly shamed like those filthy anti-Vaxxers (just kidding) and banned for a shorter period.

That Should get you an A.