Putin’s Press Secretary started to give an update on the virus, “Over 10,000 deaths so far...” when hooligans unfortunately ambushed her and inflicted severe injuries before escaping.
Doctors used heroic measures & multiple surgeries to revive her, including removing most of her brain to reduce swelling. Fortunately it was a success & she was able to return to work in a month.
Welcomed back as a Heroine of the Motherland, she began by giving a new update. “Only 3 deaths so far...”
here's a joke: this message board isn't a POS cesspool