The Corona Virus came into contact with a relative of Chuck Norris, so now the Corona Virus is in quarantine.
The Corona Virus came into contact with a relative of Chuck Norris, so now the Corona Virus is in quarantine.
The Corona Virus built a wall to keep Chuck Norris out and made the flu pay for it.
The Corona Virus postponed virus season to deal with the outbreak of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is immune to Coronavirus. His blood type is AK-47.
An N-95 mask wears Chuck Norris for protection.
The chuck norris stimulus check will be $12,000 per person.
The cure for coronavirus is one dose of Chucknorricillin.
Coronavirus must voluntarily quarantine for 14 days due to recent travel to ChuckNorrisTown.
Chuck Norris doesn't catch the coronavirus. The coronavirus catches Chuck Norris.
Scary fact: In December 2019, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked a pangolin through a cave of bats in China, kicking off the coronavirus pandemic. But here's the thing: Chuck never left Vietnam.
Some people call this virus that's killed 20,000 people the ''coronavirus". Some people call this virus that's killed 20,000 people the "Wuhan virus". Chuck Norris calls this virus that killed 20,000 people the "Slow Tuesday virus".
In 1982 Ozzy Osborne bit the head off a dead bat on stage in Iowa. Not to be outdone, 37 years later, Chuck Norris bit the head off a live bat, a live pangolin, and an old Chinese woman he thought was Ozzy Osbourne in Wuhan. Coronavirus was born.
In late 2019, Chuck Norris visited Wuhan upon invite for "Chuck Norris Day". In a tragic case of misunderstanding it was actually Chuck Nolls Day. The resulting roundhouse fury or as its known in Hankou, "coronavirus" has left 1000s dead, crashed multiple economies, and wiped out every last "Steerer" fan in Eastern China.
chuck norris became a world star fighter before movies. little turd bruce lee was dead jealous of him. the 'chuck norris facts' is subversive bs started by adian trolls anf of course with the culture of mocking you all spread it so now chuck is known for retarded nonsense while little turd bruce, whkch never had an actual fight in it's life is considered 'martial arts legend'. retarded beyond belief
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