except fingers down your throat
except fingers down your throat
Fingers down your throat doesn't work, body will have already absorbed the alcohol. Theres really nothing you can do to get undrunk besides wait.
Exercise. The faster your metabolism the faster you will burn through the alcohol in your system.
Take a unit or two from an IV bag and you’ll be shocked how quickly you can become undrunk
No way to get undrunk, just let nature take its course. Caffeine can counter some of the effects of alcohol, but your not less drunk, just a little more alert. If you're drunk now and have to do something you can't be drunk for, find an excuse to cancel.
Smoke some weed.
Just wait. There's no way around it unfortunately.
Eating and drinking a lot of water can help a little bit with the symptoms, but most of the time not very much and it doesn't help the body work on the alcohol.
Blood transfusion.
Exercise and caffeine are great ways to boost metabolism which will help. Smoking also has this effect.
And i think drinking a bunch of electrolyte rich salty soup or sports drink will dilute your blood... Which will lower your ABV% i guess.
I wonder what ERs use to counter alcohol OD.
Couple of lines would soon do the trick
MyLittlePony Size12 Men's Velcro Straps wrote:
Exercise and caffeine are great ways to boost metabolism which will help. Smoking also has this effect.
And i think drinking a bunch of electrolyte rich salty soup or sports drink will dilute your blood... Which will lower your ABV% i guess.
I wonder what ERs use to counter alcohol OD.
Alcohol metabolism is a zero-order process meaning you eliminate a specific amount of alcohol per unit time. "Boosting your metabolism" won't do much for those enzymes.
ERs will more manage the symptoms of alcohol poisoning. You may have your "stomach pumped" with an nasogastric tube depending on the last consumption. You'll be given IV fluids since alcohol is a diuretic, making you dehydrated. You'll be given medicine for nausea. If you have consumed so much such that you aren't breathing, you'll be intubated and placed on a ventilator. If you vomit and aspirate, you are more likely to get a pneumonitis (inflammation of the lungs) but can later develop pneumonia.
Actually remove ethanol at a faster rate requires placing a patient on dialysis.
This is a running message board. What's your 5k time?
Hurdles400m wrote:
This is a running message board. What's your 5k time?
How long are you on this forum? 5k times are not relevant at all.
No Hurdles in the way please wrote:
Hurdles400m wrote:
This is a running message board. What's your 5k time?
How long are you on this forum? 5k times are not relevant at all.
Post PRs or get your useless butt off this thread
been there dunn wrote:
Take a unit or two from an IV bag and you’ll be shocked how quickly you can become undrunk
this actually makes a lot of sense. thanks for the tip
Etomidate wrote:
MyLittlePony Size12 Men's Velcro Straps wrote:
Exercise and caffeine are great ways to boost metabolism which will help. Smoking also has this effect.
And i think drinking a bunch of electrolyte rich salty soup or sports drink will dilute your blood... Which will lower your ABV% i guess.
I wonder what ERs use to counter alcohol OD.
Alcohol metabolism is a zero-order process meaning you eliminate a specific amount of alcohol per unit time. "Boosting your metabolism" won't do much for those enzymes.
ERs will more manage the symptoms of alcohol poisoning. You may have your "stomach pumped" with an nasogastric tube depending on the last consumption. You'll be given IV fluids since alcohol is a diuretic, making you dehydrated. You'll be given medicine for nausea. If you have consumed so much such that you aren't breathing, you'll be intubated and placed on a ventilator. If you vomit and aspirate, you are more likely to get a pneumonitis (inflammation of the lungs) but can later develop pneumonia.
Actually remove ethanol at a faster rate requires placing a patient on dialysis.
The more I think about EtOH, the more I consider it a general anesthetic. I would contend that an increased ventilation rate induced by exercise could "blow off" some EtOH similar to the way we dispose of anesthetic gas in the OR. I couldn't find much research on the issue though. The classic assumption is that there is nothing that can be done to sober up faster. I guess the hangover hyperventilation effect is more acidosis driven?
drinking more
WATER
Transfusion.
Your liver can only metabolize a specific volume of ethanol per unit of time. That time varies for each person depending upon liver capability/health.
Easy. Don’t drink it in the first place. Factor of infinity.
Time to wait wrote:
No way to get undrunk, just let nature take its course. Caffeine can counter some of the effects of alcohol, but your not less drunk, just a little more alert. If you're drunk now and have to do something you can't be drunk for, find an excuse to cancel.
This is correct. Your body processes one unit of alcohol per hour, no way to make it work faster or slower. If anyone believes any different, well, I have a bridge to sell you.