Need a new pair to cut the lawn thinking of picking up Alphaflys. Thoughts?
Need a new pair to cut the lawn thinking of picking up Alphaflys. Thoughts?
1/10 for wit and 0/10 for originality
Philip Exeter CC wrote:
Need a new pair to cut the lawn thinking of picking up Alphaflys. Thoughts?
The legacy brats are obviously no longer up to snuff. We at Harvard would never end our username with CC.
Philip Exeter CC wrote:
Need a new pair to cut the lawn thinking of picking up Alphaflys. Thoughts?
Depending on your choice of model, it's been shown that you can get the job done anywhere from 4%-6% faster.
Agree it depends on model you choose. Personally I can say nothing bad about my pair.
Rhodium Nights wrote:
1/10 for wit and 0/10 for originality
+1
After logging 2563 miles in mine at a comfortable pace of 4:45/mile, I can say yes. The stack height will actually prevent your feet from getting wet.
My thoughts are that your posts have never been funny or clever.
Are you using a push mower or self-propelled? Might be better off with an XC spike depending on the season and the type of grass.
Lawn & Garden wrote:
Depending on your choice of model, it's been shown that you can get the job done anywhere from 4%-6% faster.
This is what I was hoping for does anyone have real-world experience to corroborate?
SunRunner82 wrote:
The stack height will actually prevent your feet from getting wet.
Did not consider this excellent point sir
Yes, as it's carbon fiber plating will immediately make your stride more efficiently, immediately allowing you to mow faster.
Sure, just don't let Rojo find out or you'll end up with an asterisk on your username. CC*
If using a grass catching bag, dumping of grass can be improved by up to 10%. However, the mechanical advantage of the plate and the air pocket is essentially lost if treading through clippings. Worth the buy if you're a real man (mow the lawn minimum weekly).
Philip Exeter CC wrote:
Need a new pair to cut the lawn thinking of picking up Alphaflys. Thoughts?
But will you really be satisfied knowing you did it in Alphaflys?
Run of the mill wrote:
But will you really be satisfied knowing you did it in Alphaflys?
I will actually. Every average Ned in the neighborhood wears old ratty pairs of shoes I can demonstrate my wealth and superiority by virtue signaling with alpha flies.
surely you will only be wearing the shoes to watch the landscapers mow the lawn
***Alphaflys***
If you were my neighbor, I wouldn't except your lawn as legitimate. If you need such a big advantage, why not just get a riding mower?
You must not have hills where you mow.
Do Alphaflys have spikes? No.
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