Why sell yourself short and just be a professor. Let the university know you'll only accept the position if they hire you as department head.
Why sell yourself short and just be a professor. Let the university know you'll only accept the position if they hire you as department head.
Head? Who said head?
They are begging you to be an adjunct? Adjunct? Adjunct? Lol!!!!! God you gave a good laugh.
Who you think you are fooling here. In other words a glorified part-time professor with no benefits. I don't know at your University, but in Texas that's pretty much the norm, adjuncts are fill in slave work. Adjuncts BEG to be considered for a tenured position. Now, if your University was begging you to become a tenured professor that will be impressive, but adjunct?
Good one! I'm gonna pour some Tito's vodka on Pepsi cola to sip this one, it's way too funny.
p.n. wrote:
Martians Attacking wrote:
I stopped reading after the grammatical error in the first sentence.
Ditto.
In any case, that wasn't a resume. Perhaps this guy doesn't know what one looks like.
Uh, he is apply to be a biology professor not a grammar professor. I would print it right of the Letsrun website and submit it. To add a little pizzazz , I would dress up like an amoeba and deliver it to the personnel office in an envelope marked “ biohazard” ☣️ sprinkle a little confectionary sugar on it too.
Hounddogharrier wrote:
p.n. wrote:
Ditto.
In any case, that wasn't a resume. Perhaps this guy doesn't know what one looks like.
Uh, he is apply to be a biology professor not a grammar professor. I would print it right of the Letsrun website and submit it. To add a little pizzazz , I would dress up like an amoeba and deliver it to the personnel office in an envelope marked “ biohazard” ☣️ sprinkle a little confectionary sugar on it too.
Agreed. Anyone who corrects others speech on here should be banned. I think the brojos considered this once before
the430miler wrote:
Biology education runs deep within the passionate, genetic, talented bloodlines of my family and I.
Bro: you’re attempting to write...whatever the crap that is, definitely not a resume....about biology and you state that you have “genetic bloodlines”!?!?
What the actual f*ck are you going on about?
DudeBroMan wrote:
the430miler wrote:
Biology education runs deep within the passionate, genetic, talented bloodlines of my family and I.
Bro: you’re attempting to write...whatever the crap that is, definitely not a resume....about biology and you state that you have “genetic bloodlines”!?!?
What the actual f*ck are you going on about?
The correct language is "my family and me". Not my family and i. Either way he makes some decent points in his so called resume. I agree with about 80 percent of it.
My point isn’t about grammar.
It’s that anyone who considers themselves qualified to teach biology would ever use the phrase “genetic bloodlines.”
WTF does that mean?
Hes obviously referring to hereditary talent. Its sounds to me like in his family it's moreof a dominant gene and not necessarily a family tradition. I guess one could say the same about about running. 430 can correct me if I'm wrong.
Tommy.Fletcher@gmail.comwrote:
Hes obviously referring to hereditary talent. Its sounds to me like in his family it's moreof a dominant gene and not necessarily a family tradition. I guess one could say the same about about running. 430 can correct me if I'm wrong.
I guess I should just come out and say it...
"Genetic bloodlines" does not make any sense. Anyone with even a cursory understanding of biology would understand that and any committee that read a "resume" for a potential biology professor would laugh at such silliness.
It's redundant, bro. Genetics and bloodlines are the same goddammn thing.
Tommy.Fletcher@gmail.comwrote:
Hes obviously referring to hereditary talent. Its sounds to me like in his family it's moreof a dominant gene and not necessarily a family tradition. I guess one could say the same about about running. 430 can correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm referring to both genetic talent and family tradition, in addition to social and family expectations of what my occupation should be. I hope it works out. If it doesnt, I still have my coaching job and my tanning salon company and wallstreet stock market/bonds.
As mentioned previously, pizzazz is never a bad thing. I'd throw in some biology jokes, or some pickup lines.
Girl, you’re so hot you denature my proteins.
Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang? A: The nucleus
The Yeti wrote:
As mentioned previously, pizzazz is never a bad thing. I'd throw in some biology jokes, or some pickup lines.
Girl, you’re so hot you denature my proteins.
Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang? A: The nucleus
I agree.
Pizza and azz is never a bad thing.
the430miler wrote:
I'm referring to both genetic talent and family tradition, in addition to social and family expectations of what my occupation should be.
I've interviewed probably about 100 faculty candidates and I've never considered their genetic talent, family tradition, or family expectations.
And if someone told me they had genetic talent, well, that statement disproves itself.
That was a resume?