the real question wrote:
WTF is a "tin of spaghetti"?
Wait, are you talking about canned pasta like Chef Boyardee or whatever? This didn't occur to me at first because I'd forgotten that garbage existed.
If so, the explanation for your issue is obvious: your son is acting like he's from the ghetto because you are raising him like a ghetto kid. Good lord, take the 10 minutes to boil some water and make actual pasta.