To all the idiots out there, each of whom will die one day. Hmm...let's speculate in advance about why you die. It won't be a car accident, or cancer, or ebola, or AIDS, or gunshot, or heroin overdose, or eating that polluted shellfish at the raw oyster bar, or dying upon impact when your helicopter slams into a California hillside, or drowning in a lake after falling overboard, or being blown up in a terrorist attack. Or whatever really is the cause. Nope, it will be simply EPO-caused. Because, without knowing a thing about it, I have decreed it so.
Stupid people...Whether you're correct about what ultimately killed the man ain't the point.
Stupid people believe that just like all elite young runners from Ethiopia are juiced, all Italians in northern New Jersey are in the Mob. All single males in their 30s in San Francisco are gay. All NFL wide receivers will have chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE).
Stupid people...