VAPORFLYS BANNED!!!

Mentalist wrote:

a shoe with an additional object placed inside the foam is not the same as a shoe without an additional object placed inside the foam.

Darn

I’m wearing my Pegasus 35s right now :/

This was supposed to be the post got taken down why? Is satire illegal here?

Whenever I see a kid wearing a pair I explain why they should be illegal and ask them to willingly hand them over

I think it's pretty much up to us to fight the good fight and amicably confiscate all of the shoes we think are illegal

Honestly once you explain to the kids why they're cheating they pretty much don't want anything to do with them

There was a bunch of kids on the track running with them and I lectured them for a couple hours and once they had been persuaded by my logic, we incinerated all of those types of shoes

Then we dug up that fancy new track which gives an unfair advantage and we got down to a nice dirt track just, just like in olden times

We also took all of the automobiles we could find and replaced them with horses and Buggies

I mean let's not get crazy we don't have to go back to the Stone Age but certainly the Bronze Age would be nice

I then went around the school and convinced all the kids start using calling cards and get rid of their smartphones.!

I mean come on guys calling cards are the wave of the future. Imagine being able to search out and find any public phone and not have to put quarters in it

You can make a phone call without having to carry a big bag of quarters around. Just use your card and punch in like 30 digits into the phone. And then wait a minute while the operator connexu

I hope you guys all Follow My Lead.

Ezrun wrote:

This was supposed to be the post got taken down why?

I reported the thread because the title is fake news.

So an object inside foam is the cutoff point? But you're allowed to have all the other Technologies of shoes? I mean come on shoes have tons of Technology why draw an arbitrary line here.

I'm not saying that there shouldn't be some standards I mean clearly will have to have some regulations as technology keeps progressing.

But let's have reasoned arguments based on evidence. I mean everything in track has progressed the tracks have progressed the equipment has progressed the timekeeping has progressed

If you want to say something is clearly illegal than give a reasoned argument based on evidence and some sort of standard. But that's not easy to do because most people aren't engineers and don't know the actual science so they're just resorting to random proclamations and willy-nilly declarations!

What was fake vaporflys have been banned by the character I portrayed in a satirical literary expression

Can you try to understand a context before you play snitch

[quote]Ezrun wrote:

So an object inside foam is the cutoff point? /quote]

Yes. It's that simple.

If I placed a grasshopper inside the foam is it also illegal? Asking for a friend

If you outlaw vaporflys, only outlaws will have vaporflys

POD!

NVA wrote:

If you outlaw vaporflys, only outlaws will have vaporflys

If you execute anybody wearing vaporflys, eventually nobody will be wearing them.

I don't know kind of seems that youman life does better when you don't legislate what is proper but rather let Innovation progress and Technology create a better life

If we can create better shoes that help us run faster and that allow for Less injury I'd rather see that happen

The tracks get faster with better technology that shoes get better with better technology that was the whole point of the post to try to use satire to show that it's silly to try to legislate the way things should be

That's why the free-market and democracy has always led to better Innovation than totalitarian regimes

People do better when they can use their creativity to innovate and aren't tide down by some arbitrary rules

Anyway I think if the shoe companies are more motivated to innovate it just creates a better product for all of us if you put a restriction on It ultimately it's just going to be less good stuff available