Heard a guy in a coffee shop earlier today say that his new car was ‘dope’ but the guy was easily in his 40s.
It got me thinking about how stupid he sounded.
Has anyone else heard people using phrases that they seem way too old to be using?
Heard a guy in a coffee shop earlier today say that his new car was ‘dope’ but the guy was easily in his 40s.
It got me thinking about how stupid he sounded.
Has anyone else heard people using phrases that they seem way too old to be using?
'Dope' is stupid when people under 30 use it as well.
You just lack the self-awareness to realize you sound like an idiot.
"Dope" is old slang so it should be used by someone in their 40s.
Younger slang would call it fire or on fleek and ever those terms are becoming dated.
Try to keep up, your welcome
ok b00mer wrote:
Try to keep up, your welcome
Try to keep up - it's "you're".
I thought "dope" was the stuff the jazz musicians smoke in the alley.
Ivanka wrote:
ok b00mer wrote:
Try to keep up, your welcome
Try to keep up - it's "you're".
Noob ^^
ok b00mer wrote:
"Dope" is old slang so it should be used by someone in their 40s.
Younger slang would call it fire or on fleek and ever those terms are becoming dated.
Try to keep up, your welcome
Yup they deadass don’t say fleek or fire anymore.
I admit to not knowing what fleek is
I like that you're trying to listen. Now work on actually hearing.
Lame Fake Name wrote:
I admit to not knowing what fleek is
How about what dork originally meant?
Whale penis.
all those and you forgot 'epic' ?
There's a 64-year-old CEO at my work that uses it in company quarterly meetings.
"First off, I just want to say we are working on some truly 'epic' projects this year......I wanna give a little shout-out to Project X team leader........"
Cringe.
Cringe
"Extra" ?
How did you come up with such a large list?
"You gotta go now!"
I don't think we should begrudge the under-30's their stock phrases. It takes a long time to master the English language.
Armstronglivs wrote:
I don't think we should begrudge the under-30's their stock phrases. It takes a long time to master the English language.
Yeah, I sort of agree. However, that doesn’t mean us olds cannot find their language irritating and mock it relentlessly. Plus, the OPs thread title pertains to people OVER 30 using certain phrases. I agree with the OP that their are words and phrases that older people should not legitimize by adopting them and using them—many of those words / phrases are posted above. Tarrds are gonna tarrd—but we non-tarrds shouldn’t tarrd.
no one over 25 or with an IQ > 70 should say or type.... wrote:
Here is your list OP....
Woke
Adulting
On-brand
Hack (as in “life hack”)
Criming
Virtue signaling
Action plan
Off-line
Band-with
“That’s it. That’s the tweet”
Reverse racism
Ayn Rand is smart
Trickle down economics works
Move the needle
Disruption
Synergy
Superstar
Rockstar
Crushing it
Digital transformation
Fleek
Freemium
Go live
Hyperlocal
At the end of the day
Circle back
Double down
Big data
Deep dive
I am a Trump supporter
I am a Bernie Sanders supporter
I am a Tulsi Gabbard supporter
Wheelhouse
Touch base
Reach out
Unpack
Table this
Ping me
Fetus = baby
Hard stop
Close the loop
Micro-influencer
Low hanging fruit
API
B2B
B2C
CTR
CVR
CPC
PPC
UGC
LB
Chatbot
Brand awareness
Crowdsourcing
Dark post
Impressions
Basic
Clap back
Mood
Salty
Shade
Shook
Bae
AF
Bye Felicia
Extra
Lit
Turnt
Yass
Skrt
Snatched
Slay
Christian Nation
Biblical Principles
War on religion
War on the traditional family
Religious revival
Christian revival
Breitbart
Daily Caller
Daily Stormer
National Review
Fox News
Focus of the Family
NY Post
Washington Times
The Blaze
Lifenews.com
Drudge Report
Fox News
Heritage Foundation
Rand Corporation
Judicial Watch
American Enterprise Institute
The Weekly Standard
The Cato Institute
The Koch Family Foundation
The Ludwig Von Mises Institute
The American Thinker
Newsmax
Gold Standard
We need to return to the gold standard
Fiat currency
Power of the Purse
Quantitative easing was a mistake
Real Unemployment
Labor Participation rate
Liberal housing policy
Liberty
Liberty minded
Patriot
Regime Change
Constitutional conservative
Strict Constitutionalist
States Rights
Freedom of Religion Act
Medical Industrial Complex
Educational Industrial Complex
Not what the Founding Fathers intended
Our country is based on Biblical Principles
Liberal bias
Reverse racism
Affirmative action is unfair
Racism is over
Illegal alien
Anchor baby
We need a pause in immigration until we can figure out what is going on
Islamist extremist
Islamofascists
"Religion of peace"
Did you know Islam is a cult not a real religion?
At least we don't kill people like Muslims
Barry
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
Obummer
Sons of Obama
Dictator and Chief
DAMN YOU OBAMA
Cankles
Hitlery
Crooked Hillary
Two headed Monster
Clinton News Network
Whitewater
Vince Foster was murder by the Clintons
The Clinton Global Initiative is Crooked
BENGHAZI!!!
She tormented her husbands mistresses
He's really a Muslim
He was born in Kenya
His Mom was a communist
Have you seen his college transcripts?
Saul Alinsky
Obama is a Saul Alinsky devotee
Socialism = Communism
Did you know Nazis were socialist?
Did you know most segregationists were democrats?
Did you know the democrats founded the KKK?
Negro is not a racist term
social justice warrior
SJW
Lib
Libttard
Dem
DemonRat
Dumbocrat
Cuuuck
Cuckservative
Soft racism of low expectations
Libs are the real racists
Libs are intolerant
Libs base decisions on emotion not logic
Political correctness is our biggest problem
White privilege is a myth
GloBULL warming
There is no consensus
Anecdote trumps data
The thermometers are in urban areas
The climate has always been changing
It's snowing here, so much for climate change!
Capitalism works!
Thanksgiving is about capitalisms triumph over socialism
Free market
Free market principles
Let the market decide
Unfettered free market works best
Private companies could do it better
We should privatize ________
What does government do well?
Adam Smith
Peter Schiff
The invisible hand
The Laffer Curve
Zero sum game
Repeal and replace
...just repeal then
Lower taxes are the solution
Balance budget amendment
Taxpayers bill of rights
Cutting taxes and spending is the solution
Taking Christianity out of public schools has caused all our problems
Higher education brainwashes kids
Libs don't understand history!
Home schooling is superior to public school
Eliminating the ________ Department would help solve our problems
Getting rid of ______ regulations would solve our ______ problem
The government should get out of the business of issuing _____ licenses
Jeffersonian Democracy
Ronald Reagan
Newt Gingrich
Lying Ted
Kasich is a lib
Make America Great Again!
Mexicans in the US are criminals and rapist, some may be good people
We need to win again
We'll build a wall
Jade helm
Agenda 21
One world government
Guns save lives
Gun free zones are the problem
Guns don't kill people, people do
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun
There is no gun show loophole
Countries with gun regulations are unsafe
American exceptionalism
Gay agenda
Transpervs
The perverted left
Pervert and Chief
Activists judges
Obamacare
Repeal and replace
School choice
School Vouchers work
Unions are a problem
Abstinence works
Life begins at conception
Pro-life
Pro-choice = anti-woman
The death penalty is right
Corporations are people
Michele Malkin
Laura Ingrahm
Ann Coulter
Richard Spencer
Steve Bannon
Stephen Miller
Sean Hannity
Dave Zanotti
Wayne Shepherd
Bill O'Reilly
Killing Lincoln
Killing Reagan
John StoneStreet
The Chuck Colson Center
The Public Square
Angie Austin
The Good News Minute
YoungLife
CPAC
Western Conservative Summit
Education is overrated
Poor people are lazy
Evolution is a theory
Intelligent design is a valid concept
_____ Scientific Association is biased
_____ Professional Association is biased
National Parks should be sold
Job creator
Right to Work State
Gay Mafia
Marijuana is a gateway drug
Marijuana is a crutch, religion is not
There is a link between legal pot and opioid abuse
She's not healthy
She has low energy
She needs to release her medical records
Why isn't she holding press conferences?
The election is rigged
The polls are rigged
Wikileaks is an unbiased source of truth
There is no connection between Wikileaks and Russia
Putin is a strong leader
Trump is a successful businessman
Grab 'em by the pu$$y
The FBI is biased
Clinton bought off the FBI
HR Clinton will take your guns
HR Clinton is terminally ill
Trump is healthy
Tax evasion=smart person behavior
Fake News
Alternative facts
The forgotten man
Unpresidented
Elections have consequences
Who knew healthcare was so complex?
Unfair!
Sad!
Yuge
Bigly
Covfefe
Alternative right
Alt-right
Alt-left
White nationalists
White nationalists aren't Nazis
They were just protesting about a statue
Antifa are leftist terrorists
BLM is a black supremacy group
BLM is not just advocating for equal rights
Thomas Jefferson is just like Robert E. Lee
What about Native American monuments?
Sheriff Joe isn't racist
Sheriff Joe deserved to be pardoned
Russia isn't so bad
Russia is our friend
It's okay for Russia to interfere with our elections because we do it too
What's the difference between Russia and Canada or the U.K.?
It's the leaks that are the real issue
Witch hunt
The media is unfair
Sh!thole
Why don’t more Norwegians come here?
They just need to rake
Build in fire prone area = dumb people
Build in Hurricane zone = those poor unfortunate souls!
Chain migration
Stable genius
I am a stable genius!
Virtue signaling
Black rifles matter
If I am impeached it’s your fault
We should assassinate Assad
Cocaine Mitch and his China-person
The point is, you can never be too greedy
Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?
The beauty of me is that I am very rich
Ivanka’s use of private email doesn’t matter
Donald’s use of an non-secured iPhone is just fine
It’s okay to kill journalists
Press=enemy of the people
Any negative polls are fake news
“I’ve said if Ivanka was not my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”
There was no quid pro quo
Ok, there was a quid pro quo but that’s not impeachable
There was no bribery
Ok, there was bribery...get over it
Bribery is just part of life
The Benghazi whistleblower must remain anonymous
The Ukraine whistleblower must be made public
The president is a business man so his behavior must be excused
It’s less than a year from the election, so no Senate trial is necessary—let the American people vote
It’s less than a year from the election, so Merrick Garland will get no hearings
RBG has died in early 2020—the Senate must act now and have hearings
Someone has waaaaayyyy too much time on their hands.
[quote\]Someone has waaaaayyyy too much time on their hands.[/quote]
No one should quote previous posts without serious editing, as I did to yours.
All the time in the world wrote:
no one over 25 or with an IQ > 70 should say or type.... wrote:
Here is your list OP....
Woke
Adulting
On-brand
Hack (as in “life hack”)
Criming
Virtue signaling
Action plan
Off-line
Band-with
“That’s it. That’s the tweet”
Reverse racism
Ayn Rand is smart
Trickle down economics works
Move the needle
Disruption
Synergy
Superstar
Rockstar
Crushing it
Digital transformation
Fleek
Freemium
Go live
Hyperlocal
At the end of the day
Circle back
Double down
Big data
Deep dive
I am a Trump supporter
I am a Bernie Sanders supporter
I am a Tulsi Gabbard supporter
Wheelhouse
Touch base
Reach out
Unpack
Table this
Ping me
Fetus = baby
Hard stop
Close the loop
Micro-influencer
Low hanging fruit
API
B2B
B2C
CTR
CVR
CPC
PPC
UGC
LB
Chatbot
Brand awareness
Crowdsourcing
Dark post
Impressions
Basic
Clap back
Mood
Salty
Shade
Shook
Bae
AF
Bye Felicia
Extra
Lit
Turnt
Yass
Skrt
Snatched
Slay
Christian Nation
Biblical Principles
War on religion
War on the traditional family
Religious revival
Christian revival
Breitbart
Daily Caller
Daily Stormer
National Review
Fox News
Focus of the Family
NY Post
Washington Times
The Blaze
Lifenews.com
Drudge Report
Fox News
Heritage Foundation
Rand Corporation
Judicial Watch
American Enterprise Institute
The Weekly Standard
The Cato Institute
The Koch Family Foundation
The Ludwig Von Mises Institute
The American Thinker
Newsmax
Gold Standard
We need to return to the gold standard
Fiat currency
Power of the Purse
Quantitative easing was a mistake
Real Unemployment
Labor Participation rate
Liberal housing policy
Liberty
Liberty minded
Patriot
Regime Change
Constitutional conservative
Strict Constitutionalist
States Rights
Freedom of Religion Act
Medical Industrial Complex
Educational Industrial Complex
Not what the Founding Fathers intended
Our country is based on Biblical Principles
Liberal bias
Reverse racism
Affirmative action is unfair
Racism is over
Illegal alien
Anchor baby
We need a pause in immigration until we can figure out what is going on
Islamist extremist
Islamofascists
"Religion of peace"
Did you know Islam is a cult not a real religion?
At least we don't kill people like Muslims
Barry
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
Obummer
Sons of Obama
Dictator and Chief
DAMN YOU OBAMA
Cankles
Hitlery
Crooked Hillary
Two headed Monster
Clinton News Network
Whitewater
Vince Foster was murder by the Clintons
The Clinton Global Initiative is Crooked
BENGHAZI!!!
She tormented her husbands mistresses
He's really a Muslim
He was born in Kenya
His Mom was a communist
Have you seen his college transcripts?
Saul Alinsky
Obama is a Saul Alinsky devotee
Socialism = Communism
Did you know Nazis were socialist?
Did you know most segregationists were democrats?
Did you know the democrats founded the KKK?
Negro is not a racist term
social justice warrior
SJW
Lib
Libttard
Dem
DemonRat
Dumbocrat
Cuuuck
Cuckservative
Soft racism of low expectations
Libs are the real racists
Libs are intolerant
Libs base decisions on emotion not logic
Political correctness is our biggest problem
White privilege is a myth
GloBULL warming
There is no consensus
Anecdote trumps data
The thermometers are in urban areas
The climate has always been changing
It's snowing here, so much for climate change!
Capitalism works!
Thanksgiving is about capitalisms triumph over socialism
Free market
Free market principles
Let the market decide
Unfettered free market works best
Private companies could do it better
We should privatize ________
What does government do well?
Adam Smith
Peter Schiff
The invisible hand
The Laffer Curve
Zero sum game
Repeal and replace
...just repeal then
Lower taxes are the solution
Balance budget amendment
Taxpayers bill of rights
Cutting taxes and spending is the solution
Taking Christianity out of public schools has caused all our problems
Higher education brainwashes kids
Libs don't understand history!
Home schooling is superior to public school
Eliminating the ________ Department would help solve our problems
Getting rid of ______ regulations would solve our ______ problem
The government should get out of the business of issuing _____ licenses
Jeffersonian Democracy
Ronald Reagan
Newt Gingrich
Lying Ted
Kasich is a lib
Make America Great Again!
Mexicans in the US are criminals and rapist, some may be good people
We need to win again
We'll build a wall
Jade helm
Agenda 21
One world government
Guns save lives
Gun free zones are the problem
Guns don't kill people, people do
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun
There is no gun show loophole
Countries with gun regulations are unsafe
American exceptionalism
Gay agenda
Transpervs
The perverted left
Pervert and Chief
Activists judges
Obamacare
Repeal and replace
School choice
School Vouchers work
Unions are a problem
Abstinence works
Life begins at conception
Pro-life
Pro-choice = anti-woman
The death penalty is right
Corporations are people
Michele Malkin
Laura Ingrahm
Ann Coulter
Richard Spencer
Steve Bannon
Stephen Miller
Sean Hannity
Dave Zanotti
Wayne Shepherd
Bill O'Reilly
Killing Lincoln
Killing Reagan
John StoneStreet
The Chuck Colson Center
The Public Square
Angie Austin
The Good News Minute
YoungLife
CPAC
Western Conservative Summit
Education is overrated
Poor people are lazy
Evolution is a theory
Intelligent design is a valid concept
_____ Scientific Association is biased
_____ Professional Association is biased
National Parks should be sold
Job creator
Right to Work State
Gay Mafia
Marijuana is a gateway drug
Marijuana is a crutch, religion is not
There is a link between legal pot and opioid abuse
She's not healthy
She has low energy
She needs to release her medical records
Why isn't she holding press conferences?
The election is rigged
The polls are rigged
Wikileaks is an unbiased source of truth
There is no connection between Wikileaks and Russia
Putin is a strong leader
Trump is a successful businessman
Grab 'em by the pu$$y
The FBI is biased
Clinton bought off the FBI
HR Clinton will take your guns
HR Clinton is terminally ill
Trump is healthy
Tax evasion=smart person behavior
Fake News
Alternative facts
The forgotten man
Unpresidented
Elections have consequences
Who knew healthcare was so complex?
Unfair!
Sad!
Yuge
Bigly
Covfefe
Alternative right
Alt-right
Alt-left
White nationalists
White nationalists aren't Nazis
They were just protesting about a statue
Antifa are leftist terrorists
BLM is a black supremacy group
BLM is not just advocating for equal rights
Thomas Jefferson is just like Robert E. Lee
What about Native American monuments?
Sheriff Joe isn't racist
Sheriff Joe deserved to be pardoned
Russia isn't so bad
Russia is our friend
It's okay for Russia to interfere with our elections because we do it too
What's the difference between Russia and Canada or the U.K.?
It's the leaks that are the real issue
Witch hunt
The media is unfair
Sh!thole
Why don’t more Norwegians come here?
They just need to rake
Build in fire prone area = dumb people
Build in Hurricane zone = those poor unfortunate souls!
Chain migration
Stable genius
I am a stable genius!
Virtue signaling
Black rifles matter
If I am impeached it’s your fault
We should assassinate Assad
Cocaine Mitch and his China-person
The point is, you can never be too greedy
Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?
The beauty of me is that I am very rich
Ivanka’s use of private email doesn’t matter
Donald’s use of an non-secured iPhone is just fine
It’s okay to kill journalists
Press=enemy of the people
Any negative polls are fake news
“I’ve said if Ivanka was not my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”
There was no quid pro quo
Ok, there was a quid pro quo but that’s not impeachable
There was no bribery
Ok, there was bribery...get over it
Bribery is just part of life
The Benghazi whistleblower must remain anonymous
The Ukraine whistleblower must be made public
The president is a business man so his behavior must be excused
It’s less than a year from the election, so no Senate trial is necessary—let the American people vote
It’s less than a year from the election, so Merrick Garland will get no hearings
RBG has died in early 2020—the Senate must act now and have hearings
Someone has waaaaayyyy too much time on their hands.
Who?
no one over 25 or with an IQ > 70 should say or type.... wrote:
Here is your list OP....
Woke
Adulting
On-brand
Hack (as in “life hack”)
Criming
Virtue signaling
Action plan
Off-line
Band-with
“That’s it. That’s the tweet”
Reverse racism
Ayn Rand is smart
Trickle down economics works
Move the needle
Disruption
Synergy
Superstar
Rockstar
Crushing it
Digital transformation
Fleek
Freemium
Go live
Hyperlocal
At the end of the day
Circle back
Double down
Big data
Deep dive
I am a Trump supporter
I am a Bernie Sanders supporter
I am a Tulsi Gabbard supporter
Wheelhouse
Touch base
Reach out
Unpack
Table this
Ping me
Fetus = baby
Hard stop
Close the loop
Micro-influencer
Low hanging fruit
API
B2B
B2C
CTR
CVR
CPC
PPC
UGC
LB
Chatbot
Brand awareness
Crowdsourcing
Dark post
Impressions
Basic
Clap back
Mood
Salty
Shade
Shook
Bae
AF
Bye Felicia
Extra
Lit
Turnt
Yass
Skrt
Snatched
Slay
Christian Nation
Biblical Principles
War on religion
War on the traditional family
Religious revival
Christian revival
Breitbart
Daily Caller
Daily Stormer
National Review
Fox News
Focus of the Family
NY Post
Washington Times
The Blaze
Lifenews.com
Drudge Report
Fox News
Heritage Foundation
Rand Corporation
Judicial Watch
American Enterprise Institute
The Weekly Standard
The Cato Institute
The Koch Family Foundation
The Ludwig Von Mises Institute
The American Thinker
Newsmax
Gold Standard
We need to return to the gold standard
Fiat currency
Power of the Purse
Quantitative easing was a mistake
Real Unemployment
Labor Participation rate
Liberal housing policy
Liberty
Liberty minded
Patriot
Regime Change
Constitutional conservative
Strict Constitutionalist
States Rights
Freedom of Religion Act
Medical Industrial Complex
Educational Industrial Complex
Not what the Founding Fathers intended
Our country is based on Biblical Principles
Liberal bias
Reverse racism
Affirmative action is unfair
Racism is over
Illegal alien
Anchor baby
We need a pause in immigration until we can figure out what is going on
Islamist extremist
Islamofascists
"Religion of peace"
Did you know Islam is a cult not a real religion?
At least we don't kill people like Muslims
Barry
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
Obummer
Sons of Obama
Dictator and Chief
DAMN YOU OBAMA
Cankles
Hitlery
Crooked Hillary
Two headed Monster
Clinton News Network
Whitewater
Vince Foster was murder by the Clintons
The Clinton Global Initiative is Crooked
BENGHAZI!!!
She tormented her husbands mistresses
He's really a Muslim
He was born in Kenya
His Mom was a communist
Have you seen his college transcripts?
Saul Alinsky
Obama is a Saul Alinsky devotee
Socialism = Communism
Did you know Nazis were socialist?
Did you know most segregationists were democrats?
Did you know the democrats founded the KKK?
Negro is not a racist term
social justice warrior
SJW
Lib
Libttard
Dem
DemonRat
Dumbocrat
Cuuuck
Cuckservative
Soft racism of low expectations
Libs are the real racists
Libs are intolerant
Libs base decisions on emotion not logic
Political correctness is our biggest problem
White privilege is a myth
GloBULL warming
There is no consensus
Anecdote trumps data
The thermometers are in urban areas
The climate has always been changing
It's snowing here, so much for climate change!
Capitalism works!
Thanksgiving is about capitalisms triumph over socialism
Free market
Free market principles
Let the market decide
Unfettered free market works best
Private companies could do it better
We should privatize ________
What does government do well?
Adam Smith
Peter Schiff
The invisible hand
The Laffer Curve
Zero sum game
Repeal and replace
...just repeal then
Lower taxes are the solution
Balance budget amendment
Taxpayers bill of rights
Cutting taxes and spending is the solution
Taking Christianity out of public schools has caused all our problems
Higher education brainwashes kids
Libs don't understand history!
Home schooling is superior to public school
Eliminating the ________ Department would help solve our problems
Getting rid of ______ regulations would solve our ______ problem
The government should get out of the business of issuing _____ licenses
Jeffersonian Democracy
Ronald Reagan
Newt Gingrich
Lying Ted
Kasich is a lib
Make America Great Again!
Mexicans in the US are criminals and rapist, some may be good people
We need to win again
We'll build a wall
Jade helm
Agenda 21
One world government
Guns save lives
Gun free zones are the problem
Guns don't kill people, people do
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun
There is no gun show loophole
Countries with gun regulations are unsafe
American exceptionalism
Gay agenda
Transpervs
The perverted left
Pervert and Chief
Activists judges
Obamacare
Repeal and replace
School choice
School Vouchers work
Unions are a problem
Abstinence works
Life begins at conception
Pro-life
Pro-choice = anti-woman
The death penalty is right
Corporations are people
Michele Malkin
Laura Ingrahm
Ann Coulter
Richard Spencer
Steve Bannon
Stephen Miller
Sean Hannity
Dave Zanotti
Wayne Shepherd
Bill O'Reilly
Killing Lincoln
Killing Reagan
John StoneStreet
The Chuck Colson Center
The Public Square
Angie Austin
The Good News Minute
YoungLife
CPAC
Western Conservative Summit
Education is overrated
Poor people are lazy
Evolution is a theory
Intelligent design is a valid concept
_____ Scientific Association is biased
_____ Professional Association is biased
National Parks should be sold
Job creator
Right to Work State
Gay Mafia
Marijuana is a gateway drug
Marijuana is a crutch, religion is not
There is a link between legal pot and opioid abuse
She's not healthy
She has low energy
She needs to release her medical records
Why isn't she holding press conferences?
The election is rigged
The polls are rigged
Wikileaks is an unbiased source of truth
There is no connection between Wikileaks and Russia
Putin is a strong leader
Trump is a successful businessman
Grab 'em by the pu$$y
The FBI is biased
Clinton bought off the FBI
HR Clinton will take your guns
HR Clinton is terminally ill
Trump is healthy
Tax evasion=smart person behavior
Fake News
Alternative facts
The forgotten man
Unpresidented
Elections have consequences
Who knew healthcare was so complex?
Unfair!
Sad!
Yuge
Bigly
Covfefe
Alternative right
Alt-right
Alt-left
White nationalists
White nationalists aren't Nazis
They were just protesting about a statue
Antifa are leftist terrorists
BLM is a black supremacy group
BLM is not just advocating for equal rights
Thomas Jefferson is just like Robert E. Lee
What about Native American monuments?
Sheriff Joe isn't racist
Sheriff Joe deserved to be pardoned
Russia isn't so bad
Russia is our friend
It's okay for Russia to interfere with our elections because we do it too
What's the difference between Russia and Canada or the U.K.?
It's the leaks that are the real issue
Witch hunt
The media is unfair
Sh!thole
Why don’t more Norwegians come here?
They just need to rake
Build in fire prone area = dumb people
Build in Hurricane zone = those poor unfortunate souls!
Chain migration
Stable genius
I am a stable genius!
Virtue signaling
Black rifles matter
If I am impeached it’s your fault
We should assassinate Assad
Cocaine Mitch and his China-person
The point is, you can never be too greedy
Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?
The beauty of me is that I am very rich
Ivanka’s use of private email doesn’t matter
Donald’s use of an non-secured iPhone is just fine
It’s okay to kill journalists
Press=enemy of the people
Any negative polls are fake news
“I’ve said if Ivanka was not my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”
There was no quid pro quo
Ok, there was a quid pro quo but that’s not impeachable
There was no bribery
Ok, there was bribery...get over it
Bribery is just part of life
The Benghazi whistleblower must remain anonymous
The Ukraine whistleblower must be made public
The president is a business man so his behavior must be excused
It’s less than a year from the election, so no Senate trial is necessary—let the American people vote
It’s less than a year from the election, so Merrick Garland will get no hearings
RBG has died in early 2020—the Senate must act now and have hearings
^This. Compelling & Rich!
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Red Bull (who sponsors Mondo) calls Mondo the pole vaulting Usain Bolt. Is that a fair comparison?