Obviously the next step is to become an elite and when you're famous, the race director will pay YOU to run in their 5k.
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5/10 troll story.
Assuming it really happened beyond the boundaries of your fruitful imagination, your behavior pretty much validates what many of us knew about you: You are extremely immature. Count your luck that an angry girlfriend, boyfriend or spouse didn't kick your rear for your dumb outburst.
