What is the greatest letsrun quote ever?

[insert name] goes home devastated.

Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, by Bill Eamick. Hasn't posted here in probably at least 15 years but use the search function. Most of his stuff was deleted and I'm sure he was probably banned years ago but I'm sure some of his posts are still on the message board. Trollie McSockpuppet and Monkeymoo were great back in the early days, as was Evel Knieval.

I think there were less trolls back then and more genuine comedic posters. Now too many people try too hard to be funny or just try to piss people off.

I always appreciated the concrete runner not for any one quote, but for the persistence.

I can't find the thread, but there was a pretty good post describing Webb racing a 1500 and Ramzi turning to him and saying "I'm too doped to lose" . . . wish I could find that one (hard to describe, but whole post was funny because it had random things like Webb running an 11.2 100 from 700 to 800 meters erc.).

Can anyone here run a 400 faster than 57 seconds at a body weight over 190 and height over 6'0"?

There's only one greatest ever:

https://imgur.com/a/3lKWYRO

Roissy in DC wrote:

As women get worse looking, more men get shiftless. If there hard irritating work isn't going to score them better chicks, they drop out, especially now that women's hypergamy is harder to satisfy as their incomes on their own increase.

It is an unfair world.

Look at an old yearbook from the 1950s. Most girls were screwable and a man with a decent job would have enough to satisfy an average-looking, but at least lean woman. Now these women don't want to "settle" and the ability of men to make money is at an all-time low since fewer men are temperamentally able to deal with the female-focused skills of the modern "sit still and multi-task" workplace.

Um, ever heard of Jordan Hasay?

“I guarantee I’ll turn Cornell into a top-10 team within five years.” - Rojo, who now runs a website

It is probably not the greatest and may not have appeared originally on this website, but the first thing that came to mind was:

"5 miles at 5k pace" -- infamous letsrun celebrity describing a treadmill workout.

Why was the one I put down deleted?

“Real gs move in silence.”

Madame Grosse Dame

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yXxTvQQXsKU

Craig Mortram "It comes down to the size of your balls".

Mottram

430miler's webb quote was deleted too smh

“Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.” Homer Simpson

In my opinion, the best ever LRC quote is raging Justin Gatlin asking one of the BroJos (not sure which bro), "Are you a history major?"

And the BroJo responding, "I was a history major, actually."

Great job, BroJos, and great MF website. I've been enjoying spending time here since the beginning (2000? 2001?)

I will agree with the poster above who said the level of comedy used to be higher. There were threads that had me literally LOLing, wheezing, teary, etc.

Pretty much any comment in a thread pondering the mile or 5K times of the general population. "10% of males between 20-29, if sufficiently pressured, could run sub 4 miles".

This place is so out of touch.

Whatva joke wrote:

“I guarantee I’ll turn Cornell into a top-10 team within five years.” - Rojo, who now runs a website

OK, that sounds arrogant but didn’t the teams at Cornell under Rojo’s tutelage perform well?

"Gobble, gobble motherfker"