KTHXBAI wrote:
Dad Shumway: I insist that we name our boy Clay.
Mom Shumway: Well I demand our son be named Jason.
Dad Shumway: Well maybe can compromise on some combination of these?
What makes this better is that he has a brother named Jace
KTHXBAI wrote:
Dad Shumway: I insist that we name our boy Clay.
Mom Shumway: Well I demand our son be named Jason.
Dad Shumway: Well maybe can compromise on some combination of these?
What makes this better is that he has a brother named Jace
irony wrote:
KTHXBAI wrote:
Dad Shumway: I insist that we name our boy Clay.
Mom Shumway: Well I demand our son be named Jason.
Dad Shumway: Well maybe can compromise on some combination of these?
What makes this better is that he has a brother named Jace
Dear Lord Joseph (Smith), deliver us names befitting of a wine mom who is forbidden wine.
Remember 2017 when Letsrun was hyping BYU like crazy and then they ran their worst race of the year and got 3rd?
NAU ran excellent, but to get 3rd was a big choke job and that's hard to deny because it was their lousiest race of the season.
getting 3rd when you're a strong candidate to win the internet is a big fail.
Mormon dudes have a lot of repressed rage and hate. I went to a non-mormon grad school that had many mormon students.
These dudes are very repressed and are so sick of putting on the fake ultra-righteous persona that they sometimes give brief glimpses into their anger, or like this Shumway character, their attempts at "edgy" humour. They are like evangelical Christians but on steroids, and self-police each other. Fascinating to observe in the wild.
Because it was grad school, these guys were decently intelligent, so they had to deal with extra layers of rage brought upon by the cognitive dissonance of belonging to such a bizarre cult with its absurd origin story.
The dirtiest bunch of pickup basketball players I've ever encountered, full of rage.
Listen here, Clace, it must suck to live in the one state worse than OK.
Are third wives part of your signing bonus?
You'll be hating OK even worse when you're licking your wounds in Stillwater after nationals.
I look forward to BYU's tenth straight masters championship this year.
Too bad you won't be earning any other championships.
Speaking of which, how about running a little bit before talking smack?
just asking questions wrote:
I'd rather suffer in Iowa than suffer life as a Mormon named "Clayson."
Being the son of a man named Clay is the only reason to have the name "Clayson." That, or a typo.
Rojo and wejo lucked out being twins, as they were each at grave risk of being named "Clayson," as they are the sons of a man named Clay.
Agreed. Classic Utah Mormon: entitled and disrespectful. They like to point out the oddities in everyone else, yet can't see the insanity that they're living.
Karma will bite you Clay wrote:
Rick Cheney wrote:
Life of the party here^^
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is right., except that I think he meant 10 not 18.
Clayson, if you're reading, please note this. I know its mindless, silly stuff you posted, intended for mindless, silly people, but consider how karma works before you taunt your opponents publicly.
If you have an off day can expect "The Most Interesting Man in Utah/"Stay humble my friend" and Clayson Shumway (Chuck Norris) jokes to appear.
"Clayson Shumway puts his pants on one leg at a time....in the same opening."
Imagine being stupid enough to believe something like karma exists
That 10k in Eugene 2 years ago was a complete meltdown for byu. Interesting that this guy bags on Harvard for wearing vaporflys, yet many of their 10k guys used them on the track last season.
just asking questions wrote:
Rojo and wejo lucked out being twins, as they were each at grave risk of being named "Clayson," as they are the sons of a man named Clay.
Wait a minute. You think Weldon lucked out?
zxcvzxcv wrote:
Listen here, Clace, it must suck to live in the one state worse than OK.
Are third wives part of your signing bonus?
You'll be hating OK even worse when you're licking your wounds in Stillwater after nationals.
I look forward to BYU's tenth straight masters championship this year.
Too bad you won't be earning any other championships.
Speaking of which, how about running a little bit before talking smack?
Yeah, how do you talk $hit, when you're not even racing? Btw, in comparing states, Utah has the highest consumption of pornography per capita in the United States and a MASSIVE opioid problem. Their downtown in salt lake looks like something out of the walking dead.
rojo has a lot weighing in on his conscience lately and like Mike Rossi turning to the bottle which will means he will eventually do himself in. next year is an election year and he is tied directly to Republicans in the white house. I wonder if any of the vigilantes out there in the running world have thought about making a statement against the brojos while the media would be hyperfocused on politics? that would be the time to strike.
letsrunt wrote:
rojo has a lot weighing in on his conscience lately and like Mike Rossi turning to the bottle which will means he will eventually do himself in. next year is an election year and he is tied directly to Republicans in the white house. I wonder if any of the vigilantes out there in the running world have thought about making a statement against the brojos while the media would be hyperfocused on politics? that would be the time to strike.
I'm just waiting until all of you realize he is completely joking around, and literally tagged the thread #trashtalktuesday . He's just making funny jokes sometimes off funny stereotypes. He's not being serious. Grow up.
Yeah, how do you talk $hit, when you're not even racing? Btw, in comparing states, Utah has the highest consumption of pornography per capita in the United States and a MASSIVE opioid problem. Their downtown in salt lake looks like something out of the walking dead.
What does Salt Lake have to do with Provo (provo is the city BYU is in FYI)? and you do it by tweeting, isnt that obvious?
zxcvzxcv wrote:
Listen here, Clace, it must suck to live in the one state worse than OK.
Are third wives part of your signing bonus?
You'll be hating OK even worse when you're licking your wounds in Stillwater after nationals.
I look forward to BYU's tenth straight masters championship this year.
Too bad you won't be earning any other championships.
Speaking of which, how about running a little bit before talking smack?
Like you said, how about running a little before talking smack?
They really dont have a bunch of runners over 25 . . . Not sure what you're talking about
Other than the upstate New York farmer visited by and angel, from what I understand everything you said was wrong lol.
Karl Hungus wrote:
Clayson is an actual name?
Sounds like the name of a large appliance!!
Seriously Disappointed In Today's Adults wrote:
I'm just waiting until all of you realize he is completely joking around, and literally tagged the thread #trashtalktuesday . He's just making funny jokes sometimes off funny stereotypes. He's not being serious. Grow up.
Generally if someone wants to make funny jokes in public like this, they should at least be, you know, funny, or else they end up looking like an idiot.
Look at your own state wrote:
Utah has the highest consumption of pornography per capita in the United States and a MASSIVE opioid problem.
Oh yeah? Interesting claim so I thought I would check. According to a 2016 report, the most recent and reputable I could find, by the largest pornography website in the nation and world, Utah ranked 38th.
"In 2015 we recorded 16 visits per capita from Utah visitors. That’s half of the 32 visits per capita we got from the nation’s capital of D.C., and puts Utah in 38th place nation-wide."
Looking at recent data for opioid deaths per capita. Utah trails at least 20 states.
https://www.drugabuse.gov/drugs-abuse/opioids/opioid-summaries-by-stateThe nation has a MASSIVE opioid problem. Utah is not distinguished in that regard.