oh I'm well aware that I'm an alcoholic, no disputing that. Never would. Don't want to get into it, but my family has certain predispositions and we can all drink insane amounts without serious effects. This isn't something I've even really developed, I've been like this since my earliest drinking. In fact, I don't even drink with friends anymore because I'm afraid they might land in the hospital trying to keep pace with me. I'm not saying this to be arrogant or seem like I'm cool, just being brutally honest.
And I do typically Uber when I drink, but given situational factors that wasn't an option this time.
However, for the sake of this thread, I'm strictly concerned with the legal ramifications.