Sell that treadmill on ebay!
If a 10-year old slightly eaten Virgin Mary grilled cheese goes for $28,000, a bleeding treadmill must fetch a hefty sum.
Sell that treadmill on ebay!
If a 10-year old slightly eaten Virgin Mary grilled cheese goes for $28,000, a bleeding treadmill must fetch a hefty sum.
IP Daly wrote:
Sell that treadmill on ebay!
If a 10-year old slightly eaten Virgin Mary grilled cheese goes for $28,000, a bleeding treadmill must fetch a hefty sum.
You win POD. It is the best advice Julia will ever get... I think she needs to pump the story a bit more and then link the ad.
Trollminator wrote:
IP Daly wrote:
Sell that treadmill on ebay!
If a 10-year old slightly eaten Virgin Mary grilled cheese goes for $28,000, a bleeding treadmill must fetch a hefty sum.
You win POD. It is the best advice Julia will ever get... I think she needs to pump the story a bit more and then link the ad.
It's not her treadmill, wise guy.
So do you run, like, marathons? wrote:
Trollminator wrote:
You win POD. It is the best advice Julia will ever get... I think she needs to pump the story a bit more and then link the ad.
It's not her treadmill, wise guy.
Then have the gym sell the treadmill, and use that sale as leverage to lock down a job/free membership at the gym.
Michael Smores wrote:
So do you run, like, marathons? wrote:
It's not her treadmill, wise guy.
Then have the gym sell the treadmill, and use that sale as leverage to lock down a job/free membership at the gym.
I can see where this is going. Julia is going to come back and say the gym cleaning staff wiped it all off and it can no longer be tested.
Michael Smores wrote:
So do you run, like, marathons? wrote:
It's not her treadmill, wise guy.
Then have the gym sell the treadmill, and use that sale as leverage to lock down a job/free membership at the gym.
She doesn't have any "leverage." The gym is free to sell or do whatever they want with it, it's their treadmill.
So do you run, like, marathons? wrote:
Michael Smores wrote:
Then have the gym sell the treadmill, and use that sale as leverage to lock down a job/free membership at the gym.
She doesn't have any "leverage." The gym is free to sell or do whatever they want with it, it's their treadmill.
Yeah but who owns the blood?
Trollminator wrote:
So do you run, like, marathons? wrote:
She doesn't have any "leverage." The gym is free to sell or do whatever they want with it, it's their treadmill.
Yeah but who owns the blood?
If it's the Virgin Mary's blood, then Joseph, or his direct descendants. If they cannot be contacted, then God. So, whatever Church the Webb's are part of
Michael Smores wrote:
Trollminator wrote:
Yeah but who owns the blood?
If it's the Virgin Mary's blood, then Joseph, or his direct descendants. If they cannot be contacted, then God. So, whatever Church the Webb's are part of
Replace blood with Kool Aid and the answer changes... this could get ugly
Michael Smores wrote:
If it's the Virgin Mary's blood, then Joseph, or his direct descendants. If they cannot be contacted, then God. So, whatever Church the Webb's are part of
This message board will explode if blood tests reveal that the Virgin Mary has been doping.
That would call everyone into question, even Moses.
Five thousand children died excruciating deaths today , but instead of saving them god decided to slightly stain a treadmill.
If we are being honest, her post should be sufficient to qualify her to be involuntarily committed, but instead we treat religious nuttery as if it's special.
Sloetry in Motion wrote:
instead we treat religious nuttery as if it's special.
Not I... but I'm viewed as an aggressor trying to destroy people's rights. I can't make anyone a nonbeliever, but I could sure laugh at how ridiculous they can be. More likely than not, these folks live and operate in a confined community, where such nonsense is applauded. This kind of nuttery is widespread in this land my friend, definitely not special.
This post is more inspiring than a Texas Trump Rally. Truly encapsulates everything that's good and great about America.
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!
the 72 hour rule wrote:
This message board will explode if blood tests reveal that the Virgin Mary has been doping.
That would call everyone into question, even Moses.
Kiptanui, or Mosop? 1st sub 8 man was from the 90's where everyone's questionable. 2:03 guy was managed by Hermens but Canova would prove him innocent.
Hardloper wrote:
But if she spat the blood onto the treadmill the momentum would have caused it to splash up and to the right. There had to have been a second spitter.
I like where you're going with this Treadmillgate, but of course, it's alway the simplest solution: previous user ate meat sticks while walking uphill. The blood ran down his fingers while he was adjusting the incline. He licked them clean, but forgot to wipe down the equipment.
You are a crackhead.
Crack could explain the sudden blood loss
Trollminator wrote:
newredsun wrote:
I once thought as you did until I actually read the Bible, a study Bible to help me along, and was first impressed by the mundane details especially in the letters to congregations explaining purely human concerns like squabbles about money, health and reputation. The details regarding criminal trials before rulers and the salient geography square nicely with history and archeology.
The character development in consistency and detail rivals modern novels which are said to have not emerged until Victor Hugo 19 centuries after Christ.
That so many authors, eye witnesses, scattered across an area that took months to travel somehow coordinated a hoax in order to face almost certain death is an absurd conclusion drawn from a blind secular faith.
There is strong evidence for a big bang with forces able to explode worlds in temperatures in the millions of degrees, conditions scientifically incompatible with life throughout the entire universe. Cooling, inert rock in space spawns life?
As the author Eric Metaxas has said, life had to come from outside this system.
None of what you said is supportive of miracles happening and certainly not of a potential higher power being defined as it is in any religious text. Much of your questions on the big bag and life "spawning" have been answered. You can start with google. It is just too convenient to believe in a biblical God... if the chances of "spawning" life are already so little, then what are the chances that spawned life has any authority to define God as the bearded Guy in the clouds full of human characteristics and capable of creating demons and angels... sorry
I grew up in a very religious household with a strict focus on bible study. That doesn't change the fact that it is still just a bunch of old story books written by man. Out of all of them, Quran is slightly more believable, even though again it is was inspired by someone hallucinating in the desert. To me it was always clear these authors had no clue about biology, the planet or universe back then, and it shows plainly in the scriptures. There is too much contradiction, vagueness, and it is filled with "just believe in it" assumptions. Infantile and provocative style aside, Religulous does a great job of explaining religion. If you want a serious and scientific take though, read Sapiens, which debunks any religious interpretation of God without even trying.
Your post is filled with statements of blind faith. The best example is that the scientific origin for the universe is incompatible with life but we should just ignore science and simply google it because it happened, somehow. Hint, there is nothing on google to refute that scientific reality.
The letters in the Gospels are a good place to research the historicity of the Bible: archeology and the histories of various countries are consistent and enlightening. Bearded guys, indeed.
The Quran? Written over 6 centuries after Christ, who tells us who he is throughout the New Testament in unambiguous language but Mahomet(and you) are better able to set him straight on his identity. That assertions reveals a heart that needs to do some research in order to heal.
newredsun wrote:
Trollminator wrote:
None of what you said is supportive of miracles happening and certainly not of a potential higher power being defined as it is in any religious text. Much of your questions on the big bag and life "spawning" have been answered. You can start with google. It is just too convenient to believe in a biblical God... if the chances of "spawning" life are already so little, then what are the chances that spawned life has any authority to define God as the bearded Guy in the clouds full of human characteristics and capable of creating demons and angels... sorry
I grew up in a very religious household with a strict focus on bible study. That doesn't change the fact that it is still just a bunch of old story books written by man. Out of all of them, Quran is slightly more believable, even though again it is was inspired by someone hallucinating in the desert. To me it was always clear these authors had no clue about biology, the planet or universe back then, and it shows plainly in the scriptures. There is too much contradiction, vagueness, and it is filled with "just believe in it" assumptions. Infantile and provocative style aside, Religulous does a great job of explaining religion. If you want a serious and scientific take though, read Sapiens, which debunks any religious interpretation of God without even trying.
Your post is filled with statements of blind faith. The best example is that the scientific origin for the universe is incompatible with life but we should just ignore science and simply google it because it happened, somehow. Hint, there is nothing on google to refute that scientific reality.
The letters in the Gospels are a good place to research the historicity of the Bible: archeology and the histories of various countries are consistent and enlightening. Bearded guys, indeed.
The Quran? Written over 6 centuries after Christ, who tells us who he is throughout the New Testament in unambiguous language but Mahomet(and you) are better able to set him straight on his identity. That assertions reveals a heart that needs to do some research in order to heal.
Did you know the earth is 6,000 years old? If you did, don’t worry you are not alone in your nuttery.