I think I would need a race number with Kipchoge written on it for people to know who I am.
I think I would need a race number with Kipchoge written on it for people to know who I am.
Get some cheater fly shoes and a couple of syringes!
Don't wear 'black face', if there's anything I've learned from watching the news it's that you can lose your job in 20 years if you wear 'black face' as a Halloween costume.
But then again if you're 50 and will be retired in 20 years, then go for it.
Blackface
You could write Eliud Kipchoge in bold letters all over it and people still aren't going to know who it is (lets be honest, like 1% of the population is going to know who the guy is). Of course the perfect costume for any professional distance runner is to get a skeleton and stretch latex of the appropriate skin color over the top as tightly as possible and then put running clothes on top. This also works if you want to be Ruth Bader Ginsburg just replace the running clothes with a judges robe (it's even better with a snoring machine). A better costume would be to go as Brett Kavanaugh or creepy Joe Biden.
Call us.
Your best chance of being recognized as a track and field athlete would be to go as Caitlin Jenner.
Bilateral Whole-arm compression sleeves
Paint your entire body black.
Create a harness with outriggers on it that allow you to walk around with full size cardboard cutouts of the pacers. Get a green laser and project it on the ground in front of you.
Look like an alien
You got 41 friends?
Great big, and I mean gigantic, balls.
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these