This sport is a spectacle, a fraud.
Where to even begin.
1. Chubby manlet Christian Coleman rips a 9.76 to win the Worlds 100, after missing THREE drug tests.
2. Salwa Eid Naser runs the 400 in 48.14, a time only bettered by known European dopers.
3. Makh Daddy and Edris awake from their long slumbers, and after a string of mediocre performances manage to medal at Worlds.
4. Hassan completes an unprecedented 1500/10000 double the same week her coach is busted for doping violations. Runs 3:51.
5. "Washed up" Bekele rises up, the world sees another 2:01 marathon in Berlin.
6. The entire 1:59 debacle. Make no mistake. This wasn't a race, this was a product. And you were the consumer. A man in pogo shoes bounces along to an "unofficial fastest time" with pacesetters the whole way. Don't forget to clap and feel happy.
7. A Kenyan woman connected to Rosa runs a 2:14 marathon. LOL.
I think I know what to wear in my next race:
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