Parker Stinson goes home ELATED! LRC haters go home DEVASTATED!

He got under 2:11 is what I should have said, but he's got a long way to go as that's not quite good enough.

Honestly, I don't even know who Parker Stinson is and I follow the sport fairly closely.

Technically lr said he’d run a lot faster IF he ran even splits. It’s a win win for Stinson and the boards.

I think it's good to Stinson once in a while to check how fast can you go. Kosgei stinsoned too and go home with a WR.

But even splits can make the second half less painfull (Like Parker Stinson today)

Amateur Runner wrote:

I think it's good to Stinson once in a while to check how fast can you go. Kosgei stinsoned too and go home with a WR.

But even splits can make the second half less painfull (Like Parker Stinson today)

I think the very definition of "Stinsoning" is that you blew up in the second half, which Kosgei didn't.

So Kosgei didn't stinson. She just "kipchoged".

There was a good group of Americans at 2:10-2:11

The trials for men and women are going to be fun. I might just get me a plane ticket to Atlanta!

dfa wrote:

Amateur Runner wrote:

I think it's good to Stinson once in a while to check how fast can you go. Kosgei stinsoned too and go home with a WR.

But even splits can make the second half less painfull (Like Parker Stinson today)

I think the very definition of "Stinsoning" is that you blew up in the second half, which Kosgei didn't.

So Kosgei didn't stinson. She just "kipchoged".

So stinsoned + kipchoged = Kosgeied ?

Stinsoned, kipchoged, Kosgeied, Bekekeled (coming from behind and miss record by few seconds). Tell me more about it

dfa wrote:

How the turn tables!

Stinson didn't "stinson", he ran even splits and threw down a 2:10.

What is UP LRC!!

2:10 please, at the Chicago Marathon. He is a nobody. He barely beat the first woman. If you would have ran his normal race he would have lost to the first woman.

Finally he learned how to run a marathon. I believe he can improve a lot.

Parker or family member wrote:

[quote]dfa wrote:

How the turn tables!

Stinson didn't "stinson", he ran even splits and threw down a 2:10.

What is UP LRC

2:10 please, at the Chicago Marathon. He is a nobody. He barely beat the first woman. If you would have ran his normal race he would have lost to the first woman.

Yeah, a nobody like you calling another a no body.

As if a slug, fapping loser like you could run anything near what he ran. Loser.

Elmarco wrote:

Parker or family member wrote:

[quote]dfa wrote:

How the turn tables!

Stinson didn't "stinson", he ran even splits and threw down a 2:10.

What is UP LRC

2:10 please, at the Chicago Marathon. He is a nobody. He barely beat the first woman. If you would have ran his normal race he would have lost to the first woman.

Yeah, a nobody like you calling another a no body.

As if a slug, fapping loser like you could run anything near what he ran. Loser.

No one likes you on here and you are just an also ran dude. You almost got beat by the 1st woman. How much do you make a year running that way?

Amateur Runner wrote:

I think it's good to Stinson once in a while to check how fast can you go. Kosgei stinsoned too and go home with a WR.

But even splits can make the second half less painfull (Like Parker Stinson today)

ehh, no. Can't compare Stinson, who ran a natural time vs a juiced up Kosgei.

Parker or family member wrote:

dfa wrote:

How the turn tables!

Stinson didn't "stinson", he ran even splits and threw down a 2:10.

What is UP LRC!!

2:10 please, at the Chicago Marathon. He is a nobody. He barely beat the first woman. If you would have ran his normal race he would have lost to the first woman.

Agreed, Stinson is a loser. Nobody will ever like him. We have a new definition of moron, someone that follows Stinson on Instagram

Parker or family member wrote:

dfa wrote:

How the turn tables!

Stinson didn't "stinson", he ran even splits and threw down a 2:10.

What is UP LRC!!

2:10 please, at the Chicago Marathon. He is a nobody. He barely beat the first woman. If you would have ran his normal race he would have lost to the first woman.

Hmmm, seems to me if Parker barely beat the first woman, that in that case he was also barely beaten by the top man. Similar time differences.

Yugert wrote:

Honestly, I don't even know who Parker Stinson is and I follow the sport fairly closely.

Where have YOU been? Everybody in the US knows Stinson. He is not world renown but anybody who thinks they follow the sport (of any running) should know him.

2:10 please, at the Chicago Marathon. He is a nobody. He barely beat the first woman. If you would have ran his normal race he would have lost to the first woman.[/quote]

Come on. That says more about the "first woman" then Stinson.

Subway Surfers wrote:

Parker or family member wrote:

2:10 please, at the Chicago Marathon. He is a nobody. He barely beat the first woman. If you would have ran his normal race he would have lost to the first woman.

Agreed, Stinson is a loser. Nobody will ever like him. We have a new definition of moron, someone that follows Stinson on Instagram

This is a terribly rude and unnecessary post.

I'm the guy that came up with using stinson as a verb. And all I want to say to you morans is

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being universally ridiculed for his stupid race tactics is what brought Parker to his PR yesterday

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before all that, he really thought he was a 2:06 guy, when we all knew he was a 2:10 guy

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course he was lucky that his coach abandoned him to exclusively coach a woman he wasn't even boning. But in the end, he found a coach that told him what everybody was saying: stop stinson'ing races and run a 2:10 marathon!

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why so mad Parker wrote:

Elmarco wrote:

Yeah, a nobody like you calling another a no body.

As if a slug, fapping loser like you could run anything near what he ran. Loser.

No one likes you on here and you are just an also ran dude. You almost got beat by the 1st woman. How much do you make a year running that way?

Stinson destoyed Kosgei by almost 4 mins - give him his due. I hope that the race organizers paid him considerably more money than Kosgei as he certainly threw down a totally superior athletic performance at Chicago yesterday which should be rewarded accordingly. None of this sexist BS please.