Greg, I am Film Rep’s Enemy and I am here to protect you from him.
I have had some shady dealings with Film Rep in the past.
He has stolen clients from me and once gave my dog a bone even though I told him not to.
I was drinking Cafe with milk in West Hollywood when I overheard from the. Next door table that Film Rep was harassing you with his lies.
Ye, he is a Film Rep but he is a loser.
So I decided to come here and protect you against any of Film Rep’s antics.
Sincerely,
Film Rep’s Enemy