Alexi Pappas article in SF Examiner

Television watches her

Her air guitar work has won multiple Grammys

She is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

Every time she goes for a swim, dolphins appear.

Alien abductors have asked her to probe them.

Her reputation is expanding, faster than the universe.

If she were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

The police often question her just because they find her fascinating

Even her enemies list her as their emergency contact.

She's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

She's a lover, Not a fighter, but she's also a fighter, so Don't get any ideas.

She's counted to infinity. TWICE!

Her sweat is the cure for the common cold

She once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket

The dark is afraid of her

Sharks have a week dedicated to her

She is the most interesting person in the world.

who?

ohia wrote:

who?

Alexi Bravey. You know who.

She is the most interesting person in the world.

Alexi the bravey traitorous Greek Champion social media goddess deserves all the accolades and attention she can muster from her never ending wellspring of creative narcissism. A wonderful role model for the Instagram nation of self promoting under talented masses.

T.M.A.D.D.D.H.A.S.F.N.E.

She only gets outrun after challenging someone to a fight.

27 Post Office vans have broken down delivering Valentine's cards to her.

In Canada, they sing "O Alexi"

She fired Donald Trump.

Children bring candy to her house on Halloween.

The Dalai Lama comes to her for enlightenment.

When Midas touches her he turns to gold.

The Old Testament didn't mention her on the fear she would strike them dead.

She is so clever that sometimes she doesn't understand a single word of what she is saying.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and Alexi's greatness. And I'm not sure about the former.

Her greatest pain in life is that she will never be able to see herself perform live.

She's like a tree. She feeds the branches of the people.

She's pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, ridiculously good-looking. And she plans on finding out what that is.

She is the most interesting person in the world.

spitting image of Montgomery Burns in a messy wig

.Trump2020OP-the real one........ wrote:

Alexi the bravey traitorous Greek

I dont think it can be considered traitorous since she had no chance of running for the U.S. Being a traitor requires you to give up one thing for the other.

NorCal wrote:

Is she also planning on getting double lapped and DeadFreakingLast again?

Actually, if I remember right, she ran 31:30-something at the Olympics --which is objectively impressive as freaking hell.

But, hey, you've got every right to go on being an incredible *douchebag* if that's what makes you happy, I guess.

sp2 wrote:

NorCal wrote:

Is she also planning on getting double lapped and DeadFreakingLast again?

Actually, if I remember right, she ran 31:30-something at the Olympics --which is objectively impressive as freaking hell.

But, hey, you've got every right to go on being an incredible *douchebag* if that's what makes you happy, I guess.

I'm not a fan of her personality and image in the media/internet, but yeah, 31:36 is solid. She would be roughly 25th all time for USA women with that time, which with an odd twist of fate, is the same position for another personality favorite on the mens side: Fam at 27:39

I was wondering when the next Pappas puff piece would pop up so everyone on here could have something to talk about.

Shocked this one didn't mention her "writing," "acting," "filmmaking" and "poetry."

The emphasis on her father raising her and her brother was kind of sweet, but I'm not sure it really merits a whole article. I guess the paper had a slow news day.

was wondering wrote:

I was wondering when the next Pappas puff piece would pop up so everyone on here could have something to talk about.

Shocked this one didn't mention her "writing," "acting," "filmmaking" and "poetry."

The emphasis on her father raising her and her brother was kind of sweet, but I'm not sure it really merits a whole article. I guess the paper had a slow news day.

This newspaper does not know anything about running. That's why they buy into the idea that she is an olympic level runner.

She once got a guy pregnant and made him abort the baby.

Alexi Pappas is cool because she pees her pants

https://twitter.com/AlexiPappas/status/946150325995552769?s=20

Her "poetry" is freaking scary. Like 430-miler guy scary.

sp2 wrote:

NorCal wrote:

Is she also planning on getting double lapped and DeadFreakingLast again?

Actually, if I remember right, she ran 31:30-something at the Olympics --which is objectively impressive as freaking hell.

Not to mention that time would beat 90%+ of the men who post here in their prime. Don't bring that up, it doesn't jibe with the tactical narrative this site intentionally pursues.

Is there any chance at all that she doesn't get 'injured' for the trials and write a sob story about it ? show up with a bandaged leg at the trails and limp in front of the camera for applause? Sell $99 autographed photos from her hospital bed?

I mean 31:36 is impressive as hell, but that was long ago. When was the last time she seriously raced? or trained?

She seems more focused on the 'bravey brand' and 'film' making nowadays.

Who the heck is her PR firm? They are amazing. She keeps getting lauded for being sub elite at everything she does. Amazing work.

She can speak braille to the blind... and can do it in 16 languages.

lol she was an ok runner that suddenly "felt her deep deep roots" to a different country because she would be lucky to be an Olympic Trials finalist.....somehow she spun that as positive and is good at marketing....does she actually race?