The sandy blonde haired miler won a lot tidals as a school buoy. He also ran anchor on the 4x400.
The sandy blonde haired miler won a lot tidals as a school buoy. He also ran anchor on the 4x400.
Subway Surfers wrote:
Getting the title wrong led to a tsunami of ridicule on this one.
+1
I haven't laughed this hard in awhile! ???
Clams are known for their powerful feet, and being raised by the wild North Sea developed in young Clammy a long drive for home that even Seb Cod couldn't live with. Recurring calf problems were inevitable however, and it was no surprise, albeit controversial, when he was left out of the team for Sole in favour of Steve Crab. Or was that Seb Cod?
He had a lot of kelp.
He didn't take any abalone from anyone.
And I think he is a fine commentator, too.
He shelled out a lot of money and really dug into his time to succeed and rise above the high water mark
Steve Crabb was a real runner !
Came for training details. Stayed for the fantastic puns. 10/10. Exceeded expectations.
He trained almost exclusively in soft sand with no shoes on.
He could always dredge up a good effort and surprise his piers.
Powerful kick, could reel in anyone in the final 200.
Had some great races against his chum Ray Flynn.
Post race routine- take a steam then get baked.
he really jumped the shark
in his training
Clams Casino wrote:Post race routine- take a steam then get baked.
Careful: he was no bottlenose dolphin.
St. Ignatius of Antioch wrote:
Clams Casino wrote:Post race routine- take a steam then get baked.
Careful: he was no bottlenose dolphin.
No but he did train in dolfin shorts.
Whaaales wrote:
I know he spent a lot of time training down in Whales
... by Davey Jones’s locker.
Clams Casino wrote:
St. Ignatius of Antioch wrote:
Careful: he was no bottlenose dolphin.
No but he did train in dolfin shorts.
... for immortal purposes rather than immoral porpoises.
When he really dug deep, he was in a league of his own.
I imagine what made Steve Clam so good was that he was harvested from the cold waters of the North Atlantic.
I really expected him to steam roll the competition in the 1984 Olympic final, but it turns out he was fried.