So this serious runner thinks we are sucks because he isn't a suck. Well, if you ever heard him play in a band, he would have a cell phone suppository you couldn't see, that's why you could never see the trombone, only hear it. All runners are not sucks. Some are but not all. So serious runner has issues- possibly some even of Runners World. The penguin has tricked him into thinking that all runners are sucks when really only the penguin and galloway are. They are sucks, but you are not. So if you think you are a suck because serious runner told you that, then get over it and read the penguin, then you will see a real suck. My mind is so disturbed by Jaws that I may never trick a sheepdog out of his inheritance again. We are not all sucks!