nipchoge wrote:
What do I do now?
Live and learn, grasshopper.
nipchoge wrote:
What do I do now?
Live and learn, grasshopper.
nipchoge wrote:
What do I do now?
Nothing. It was a joke. She needs to get over it.
nipchoge wrote:
What do I do now?
The only way out of the dog house is doggy style....
Bend over and take your punishment
23 posts so far and no one has said it yet....This place is slipping.
This thread is useless without her pics.
Goldenmeans_Oftraining wrote:
Not Done Just Yet wrote:
Cold hard honest advice...
Remember and learn from this lesson with you your next girlfriend.
If your current GF somehow forgives your sorry self and gives you a second chance, be humble and keep you mouth shut.
Finally, just be thankful happy you: 1) have a GF and 2) that runs at all...
This strikes me as false morality.
Nope - Just sharing some lessons I learned the hard way over the last 60+ years (47 of them running).
My wife still occasionally runs. She doesn't win or place in her age division often anymore, but it would be counterproductive to call her "slow".
I am just happy she workout and runs some and more importantly tries to take care of herself.
My girlfriend doesn't have a runner's body. She's like a size 2, but could probably only run a 25min 5k if she got into the best shape of her life. The last thing I'd do if she took up running is call attention to her speed.
Be supportive, dummy.
You’re not very bright, are you?
If it was a running related comment, you should probably buy her entry to the Color Run and run it with her.
Women are sensitive beings. This bit of info will help you greatly as you continue on in life. Also don’t bother trying to understand them.
So is she joking when she says your to fast?
Truefax wrote:
This is exactly how I've stayed married for 13 years. It is a fool proof strategy and if it doesn't work, that's not a woman you want to be with. If you can't keep the power in your relationship, you've given up de facto male superiority and your girl is now the man. It's like your relationship has been Semenyanized. And you do not want to end up in the Court of Arbitration in Switzerland.
What stupid response.
If your only reason for being with a woman is to have power over her, than you're a complete imbecile.
She is waiting for a groveling apology. Instead, tell her you want to talk to her, get her all ready for the apology, and hand her a training plan.
"I had to break you down before I could build you up again. Training begins tomorrow. Get some sleep."
call her fat
Challenge her to a 5k to prove she isn't slow. Go down to your local track, let her lead the first 4,600 meters while sitting right on her heels. When you reach the final 400 meters DROP THE HAMMER, and show here who the alpha is in your relationship.
Is she slow?
Find a faster one
fatty chaser
Man Card wrote:
Challenge her to a 5k to prove she isn't slow. Go down to your local track, let her lead the first 4,600 meters while sitting right on her heels. When you reach the final 400 meters DROP THE HAMMER, and show here who the alpha is in your relationship.
+1
The opposite happened to me. I'm really fast and my girlfriend is not. But I always tell her she's fast and great. I genuinely mean it. She was top 3 in most high school races, got top 3 at the community college state meet, and got top 3 in a few local road races. Then she'd get mad at me for it because she always thought I was patronizing her.
I won a high school national title and ran really fast times.
sbeefyk2 wrote:
The opposite happened to me. I'm really fast and my girlfriend is not. But I always tell her she's fast and great. I genuinely mean it. She was top 3 in most high school races, got top 3 at the community college state meet, and got top 3 in a few local road races. Then she'd get mad at me for it because she always thought I was patronizing her.
I won a high school national title and ran really fast times.
You are a smart and nice man.
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Strava thinks the London Marathon times improved 12 minutes last year thanks to supershoes
NAU women have no excuse - they should win it all at 2024 NCAA XC
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!