Okay. Here's a beer or alcoholic drink to describe each school in the atlantic region. Feel free to offer suggestions.
RPI = O'Douls - if Lynch ever caught one of these boys drinking, he'd, well... Lynch them
Geneseo = Four Loko - does this even need an explanation?
RIT = Genesee Cream Ale - trash, but good trash
Oneonta = vodka and CBD
Brockport = Bud Light - actual garbage, generic, unremarkable. Even the name "Brockport" sounds gross
St. Lawrence = Labatt Blue - haha Canada memes hilarious
Ithaca = has a lot of breweries, but the breweries are actually good unlike this trash bag of a men's team, so Ithaca gets Odesse vodka... oof never go to Ithaca
Rowan = Old English 40 - some kind of hood sh!t even though their campus is in the middle of the dying New Jersey farmland
NYU = Hennessy - sure there are more expensive liquors out there, but everyone knows datt henny is expen$ive
UR = Hennessy and milk - UR is mad expensive too and not enough people meme on this. definitely less expensive that NYU though
Vassar = Barefoot Moscato - the epitome of the white liberal agenda
Ramapo = tbh I don't know much about Ramapo but I looked up their college on google images and it looks like a Busch light kind of place. I dunno, if you're from Ramapo hit me up I bet your parties have only Busch light
TCNJ = everclear - these guys party like nothing I've ever seen. Stay away and your liver will thank you
Hamilton = Angry Orchard Rose - I know this one girl who went to Hamilton and she really liked these, they taste like trash though. That's my only basis for this comparison
New Paltz = some weird hippy mixed drink, like something that involves rose water
Stockton = wait... this is a college? everyone cool if I skip this one? Okay, nice.
Utica = Miller High Life - I'm still waiting for Utica's D team to tempo their way to a national championship
Oswego State = Coors light - if you thought brockport was bad, oswego is basically brockport's p!ss bucket
Steven's Institute = Corona - again I just know one person from Steven's and he really like coronas, otherwise I know nothing about this place
Plattsburg = Labatt Blue light - also basically Canada, but way, way, worse at everything compared to SLU
St. John Fisher = communion wine - god isn't real you jesus freaks
I'm starting to lose steam here, but feel free to add your own or critique my try-hard list. I'm out.