I remember when the last Harry Potter title came out, I think it was Harry Potter and the Crock of Sh7t. Or Harry Potter and the Mitten of Wool? Remember that?
You know, those Harry Potter books, you know they’re for children, don’t you? They’re aimed at children. People do that to me, "Have you read the new Harry Potter book, it’s good, have you read it?" No, I haven’t read it, because I’m a fl-cking adult.
"You should read it, it’s about a wizard in a school." I’m not reading it! I’m a grown man — I’m an adult! "Have you read Harry Potter and the...and the Tree of Nothing?"
No, I haven’t. I haven’t read it, but I have read the complete works of the romantic poet and visionary William Blake. So fl-ck off.