On this week's podcast, Rojo tried to argue that he's not a smoker, even though he admits he smokes once every few years at a wedding or other celebration. Just because you're not a frequent smoker doesn't mean you're not a smoker.
If you're truly not a smoker, it means either you've never had a cigarette (like me, Gault, and everyone else with a brain), or you've completely quit with no present intention to ever smoke again.
Rojo, look in the mirror and admit it to yourself: You are a smoker.